Started By
Message

re: Caught Fapping - No Fap (30 Day Challenge)

Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:19 am to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:19 am to
quote:

No secks while engaged is a bad sign for whats to come baw.


I get sex brah (2-3 times a week). I regularly get blown while watching games on TV. Got blown yesterday afternoon watching the Portugal/Iceland game I recorded. The problem is that sometimes I would just rather fap.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38962 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Reason 1: Got caught beating off by my fiance about 2 weeks ago. Thought she was taking a nap. I went in to the guest room, closed the door and busted out the iPad. She walks in


Should have locked the door.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25197 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:21 am to
quote:

I usually just prefer to be like "hey let's get in bed," then she falls asleep, then I go work one out. I think that's a problem


So you're the one that won't put out. She's in trouble.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16627 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:22 am to
If it makes you feel any better I beat off to Dylan Ryder yesterday as well.
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4950 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:25 am to
Guess I'm gonna have to find out what's all the fuss about this Dylan Ryder chick.
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7899 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:27 am to
I think urologists say you should ejaculate 21 times/month for proper prostate health, so not sure this is a good strategy.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:28 am to


Wait.You're getting sex when you want it.She's open enough to go down on you while you're watching Football.And you'd rather jerk off to internet porn images.

Go look in the mirror.There you will find the problem.
This post was edited on 6/15/16 at 8:33 am
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23747 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Guess I'm gonna have to find out what's all the fuss about this Dylan Ryder chick.



Maybe not the best pic of her but possibly the only one that isn't NSFW.

This post was edited on 6/15/16 at 8:29 am
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Pics of fiance? I bet she's a big ol gal, huh?


Naw, she's in shape. I got some pics. Might blur the face out and post one.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61982 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:31 am to
You jerked off to that? That's so gay.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126745 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Got caught beating off by my fiance


my wife likes to watch

bc then it leads to sex
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30960 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:31 am to
quote:

eason 2: I'm tired of having to sneak out of my room after 10:00 or so when my fiance usually goes to bed - to work one out

Beta.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:32 am to
It's in your best interest to be honest and just tell her that you need to bop your baloney once in a while. My old lady knows this and just chalks it up to guys having unsavory tendencies. If I keep it out of her line of vision she has come to be fine with it.

All guys do it. This would be like a guy getting upset because his woman goes shopping a lot. It's a losing battle for her.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126745 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:35 am to
quote:

I get sex brah (2-3 times a week


that's about to turn into maybe once a week if you are lucky at that rate....
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31589 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:35 am to
Don't fap. I make the wife do it. Maybe that's why she's had two elbow surgeries and a wrist surgery. I guess women aren't built that kind of volume.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16627 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:36 am to
Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
4147 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Got caught beating off by my fiance about 2 weeks ago. Thought she was taking a nap.

quote:

I'm a grown arse man and I can fap if I want. She knows that.

So many contradictions here.

quote:

Cliffs:

You're a beta. And a bitch..... Beta bitch
Posted by undrafted
DHA
Member since Oct 2009
1008 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:37 am to
quote:

The problem is that sometimes I would just rather fap.



If you'd rather whoop off than buck your fiance y'all are screwed.

Also, go in the bathroom no one ever walks in the bathroom looking for you.
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2792 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:38 am to
I'm on day 28 of the nofap challenge today. Definitely feeling benefits. I say go for it and give it a try.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:40 am to
quote:

It's in your best interest to be honest and just tell her that you need to bop your baloney once in a while.


She already knows I do. She's not making me stop.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram