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re: Catholic High School Class of 1995 20 year Reunion Roll Call
Posted on 7/18/15 at 11:39 am to SpidermanTUba
Posted on 7/18/15 at 11:39 am to SpidermanTUba
Tuba, my luke warm regrets on being a bit of a HS bully to you. Sorry about that beaker thing. But we did cover the medical bill and we made sure you were loaded into the ambulance correctly. But you were just so fleshy and awkward and clueless, and it was High School. That time that Major and I stuffed you in that trash can was a little excessive but I will defend that time we hung you from the hook in your locker. I mean, who wears Spiderman underwear and carries a freaking Tuba around in HS and doesn't expect to get some grief.But we weren't very sophisticated about alternative lifestyles then Spidey, and we didn't understand what being a Liberal Bed Wetter was all about and we didn't respect your struggle for equality like we would now. If somebody had just pulled me aside and told me that pointy-headed liberal wankers had feelings too, things would have been different.
I can't help wonder if all that stuff had an effect on you becoming the kind of guy that cuddles every night with a life-sized Obama Love Doll while rocking yourself to sleep listening to a mix tape of 90's Boy Bands. And I must admit I feel a twinge of shame for that. Nobody deserves that. You were pretty good at science, I'll give you that. So thumbs up there. You had your science books and your nerd culture which looked really cool from afar but I was busy getting blowjobs from Nancy Moistpants as soon as she left The Academy every day so I really didn't get to hang out with you as much as I'd like to between that and sports and generally not being a dweeb. And Weiner kept me busy too. That Weiner, what a nut. He'd pick me up by my britches and say "You want to be a linebacker or play bass for Nuclear Pudding, Pimp? Get your head in the game !". Good times. You are the man, Tuba ! It will happen for you some day. I'm sure of it!
I can't help wonder if all that stuff had an effect on you becoming the kind of guy that cuddles every night with a life-sized Obama Love Doll while rocking yourself to sleep listening to a mix tape of 90's Boy Bands. And I must admit I feel a twinge of shame for that. Nobody deserves that. You were pretty good at science, I'll give you that. So thumbs up there. You had your science books and your nerd culture which looked really cool from afar but I was busy getting blowjobs from Nancy Moistpants as soon as she left The Academy every day so I really didn't get to hang out with you as much as I'd like to between that and sports and generally not being a dweeb. And Weiner kept me busy too. That Weiner, what a nut. He'd pick me up by my britches and say "You want to be a linebacker or play bass for Nuclear Pudding, Pimp? Get your head in the game !". Good times. You are the man, Tuba ! It will happen for you some day. I'm sure of it!
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Posted on 7/18/15 at 12:03 pm to Lsupimp
Nice pimp. ??
Posted on 7/18/15 at 12:05 pm to NorthEnd
Not sure why there are question marks behind that last post but anyhow, nice post.
Posted on 7/18/15 at 12:07 pm to NorthEnd
Try not to break the Varsity's glassware.. cat-lick high!!
Posted on 7/18/15 at 12:08 pm to NorthEnd
Are you talking to yourself?
Posted on 7/18/15 at 12:15 pm to Walt OReilly
Some weird stuff up in here
Posted on 7/18/15 at 2:54 pm to TomballTiger
Tomball . . . Class of '90 was the original class to be exposed to the Cur Dog. Don't you remember the bus stopping and picking up some random guy on the way to the University of Ouchita?
"Blow it damn you blow it"
"Blow it damn you blow it"
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:34 pm to Lsupimp
quote:this te!ls me that you don't know who Tuba is.
That time that Major and I stuffed you in that trash can was a little excessive but I will defend that time we hung you from the hook in your locker
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:41 pm to SpidermanTUba
This thread is so sad
Posted on 7/18/15 at 4:08 pm to Motorboat
quote:
no, another poster is doing that for me. I need to get your bro over there to do mine. I don't think he really works
Interesting post counts from people bitching about others not working.
P.S.
MM. grab my newspaper please. I'm in the Dominican Republic not working this week.
This post was edited on 7/18/15 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 7/18/15 at 4:18 pm to Spirit of Dunson
quote:
this te!ls me that you don't know who Tuba is.
We used to say that Tuba was one pound short of a Pontiac. But we had a plan. We circled the gigantic beast, and we pounced in unison. Once we got him off the ground, it was just a few feet, and then gravity did the rest. Spidey and or his therapist can confirm.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:42 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Tuba, my luke warm regrets on being a bit of a HS bully to you. Sorry about that beaker thing. But we did cover the medical bill and we made sure you were loaded into the ambulance correctly. But you were just so fleshy and awkward and clueless, and it was High School. That time that Major and I stuffed you in that trash can was a little excessive but I will defend that time we hung you from the hook in your locker. I mean, who wears Spiderman underwear and carries a freaking Tuba around in HS and doesn't expect to get some grief.But we weren't very sophisticated about alternative lifestyles then Spidey, and we didn't understand what being a Liberal Bed Wetter was all about and we didn't respect your struggle for equality like we would now. If somebody had just pulled me aside and told me that pointy-headed liberal wankers had feelings too, things would have been different.
I can't help wonder if all that stuff had an effect on you becoming the kind of guy that cuddles every night with a life-sized Obama Love Doll while rocking yourself to sleep listening to a mix tape of 90's Boy Bands. And I must admit I feel a twinge of shame for that. Nobody deserves that. You were pretty good at science, I'll give you that. So thumbs up there. You had your science books and your nerd culture which looked really cool from afar but I was busy getting blowjobs from Nancy Moistpants as soon as she left The Academy every day so I really didn't get to hang out with you as much as I'd like to between that and sports and generally not being a dweeb. And Weiner kept me busy too. That Weiner, what a nut. He'd pick me up by my britches and say "You want to be a linebacker or play bass for Nuclear Pudding, Pimp? Get your head in the game !". Good times. You are the man, Tuba ! It will happen for you some day. I'm sure of it!
Wow. You put a lot of effort into that.
I'm touched.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:43 pm to GetBackToWork
quote:
Any good stories from last night?
People were drunk and had a good time.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:45 pm to WeeWee
quote:
I bet you were the band nerd that didn't touch your first boob (besides your own) until your mom bought you a hooker for your 30th birthday.
You got the band nerd part right.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:46 pm to udtiger
quote:
Hmmm...
I have a CHS yearbook from 1995.
Guess I will dig it out and see if I can figure out who Tuba is.
Its touching that you care so much.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 10:47 pm to Motorboat
quote:
Holy shite . you were in my class. I can't make the reunion. Just a bad time of year for me.
what are your initials?
Wish I could tell you that.
What were yours?
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