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re: Cash Warren and Jessica Alba Divorce

Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98949 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

She has the gift that keeps on giving thanks to Derek No thanks


I’ll take my chances
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20273 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Cash Warren


Way outkicked his coverage.



My wife claims she forced HIM into a marriage. She was obsessed with him and wouldn't take no for an answer about dating and then made him propose.
Posted by bader
Member since Nov 2024
270 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
20873 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:01 pm to
Almost all of them say that BS when they get older. Finding herself, kids are gone or older and she got $. Just another good looking Ho with $ that only gives a shite about herself and maybe her kids, if they are that lucky.
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1177 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:09 pm to
It’s a pic. Somebody knows the rules.
Posted by bader
Member since Nov 2024
270 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by fricket
Member since Aug 2019
1194 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:25 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39266 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

My wife claims she forced HIM into a marriage. She was obsessed with him and wouldn't take no for an answer about dating and then made him propose.

Well I think she was preggo with their first child then so that may have played a part as well.

ETA: yeah the child was born a month after they married.
This post was edited on 1/16/25 at 5:41 pm
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4503 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:43 pm to
Your chances? High probability. No thanks. Fapping is safe.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8056 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:00 pm to
Isn’t she 3rd baseman on the Derek Jeter herpes infield?
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7589 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:18 pm to


This post was edited on 1/16/25 at 7:26 pm
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19964 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:22 pm to
It would suck to lose a wife, and have your family split up, but…..

He got with her when she was 23, and pretty much the hottest woman in the world
He married her, had kids, and she got insanely rich
She’s 43 now and leaving
He probably stands to get a shite ton of money in the divorce
He’ll now be single and can bang his fill of top .00001% women, or maybe settle down with a new one.

Dude hit the pussy lottery
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25726 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:22 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/16/25 at 7:23 pm
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32531 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:11 pm to
My moment to shine and give my life some relevance.



Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:27 pm to
I wouldn’t even make it to her if she was 15 feet a way and naked - done before I get there.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
21224 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:57 pm to
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Would still smash and last 20 seconds.


I did not realize how many pornstar level guys post here.

20 seconds? Uh, maybe 12 seconds, but probably more like 8 for me. Ride for 8 seconds! Cowboy Up!
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15060 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Another hottie divorcing her husband because she found out I exist.
Of all the absolute truths, this one has to be in the top five:

For every hot, super attractive woman you see, there is some guy out there that is glad she is gone.
Posted by Tigerfan1274
Member since May 2019
4687 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Prime Jessica Alba was insanely hot.


The 43 year old version in the Movado watch commercial is not too bad either.

LINK
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1629 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:17 pm to
Jessica is still hot.

Also Cash’s father is Michael Warren from Hill Street Blues.
Posted by questionable
FL
Member since Apr 2008
1254 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:21 pm to
“Our children remain our highest priority”

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