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re: Care to change your bobcat answer?

Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83103 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:48 pm to
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That guy didn't get anywhere close to as shredded up as a lot of people are saying would happen in this thread

it was a sick animal, probably the only reason it approached them, not the same as a healthy animal
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:49 pm to
You people are just fricking stupid. Despite a news story where an old arse man choked out a bobcat, you still argue it isnt possible. I feel sorry for you vaginas
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83103 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:50 pm to
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I feel sorry for you vaginas

dude, you wouldn't even survive a meeting at Sonic
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
28637 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:52 pm to
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You're a fricking idiot if you think you can just grab a bobcat's paw.



How do you see this interaction going?
I did not say i would just grab it's paw like it's nothing. I was merely pointing out how much stronger a human is to this cat.

I under no circumstance would want to fight a bobcat. I would try to avoid it at all costs. But once it starts coming after me, i'm not backing up anymore and i will become the aggressor. Too many of you have this thought process that you just want to survive the attack and not hurt the kitty. frick the kitty. grab and slam it on the ground as hard as you can. the guy in the video is just spinning around trying not to hurt the kitty. Slam it's arse on the ground and you'll likely break half the bones in its body. I will without a doubt likely have some serious scratches and bites from this quick interaction, but i will kill that cat in less than 5 seconds.

Many of you seem to have the same thought process of most dogs that you see get their arse handed to them by cats. I would bet money that my 40 lb dog would get his arse beat 10 out of 10 times by a normal house cat b/c he's not aggressive enough. If he simply knew that if he went in aggressively to kill it, he could have it's skull crushed in his mouth in no time, but most dogs don't go into cat fights with enough aggressive nature.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19105 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:53 pm to
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but i will kill that cat in less than 5 seconds


Internet tough guy of the day!
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14310 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:54 pm to
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why are you so angry?


Angry? I am thoroughly enjoying this thread. I thought you were done debating the finer points of this little hypothetical, and had moved on to insults.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84295 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to
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but i will kill that cat in less than 5 seconds.



I would love to see any of you Navy Seals to try and grab a bobcat.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31054 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to
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bamafan1001


Your false bravado here can only lead me to the conclusion that you are covering for the emotional wounds from a late night rendezvous with Sweet T
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:57 pm to
I would nominate you for pussy of the day but you have some serious competition in this thread
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:00 pm to
I always wondered what kind of men could vote for Hillary Clinton...
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
28637 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:01 pm to
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Internet tough guy of the day!



you mean guy not going to be killed by a fricking 30lb cat guy of the day.

Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12499 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:24 pm to
Threads like these always remind me of how stupid the average person actually is.
Posted by Perfect Circle
S W Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
7502 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:30 pm to
bamafan is right, man! Look at our size, look at these muscles! Sure we'd get torn and bloody, but I weigh 10 times that cat. If it were intent on trying to kill me, I'd choke the life out of it, or drown it if I were near water.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:34 pm to
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Look at our size, look at these muscles! Sure we'd get torn and bloody, but I weigh 10 times that cat. If it were intent on trying to kill me, I'd choke the life out of it, or drown it if I were near water.


Doesn't matter how much you weigh. You aren't going sit on all four of it's crazy fast moving claws. They are going to rip you to shreds. And, because of the sheer pain, you aren't going to be able to hold on long enough to choke it to death or drown it. Probably. But it isn't going to try to kill you. It's going to run the hell away. Just like you would.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 3:39 pm
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:41 pm to
Perfect these people cant be reasoned with. You can talk physics, logistics, and even point out that a 62 year old man actually did what they say is impossible or a video of a man slinging a bobcat around like a ragdoll...no the oversized housecat would kill you, Chuck Liddell, all of a Seal team, the Mountain, Andre the Giant, an NFL linebacker, etc and dance on your corpse afterward
Posted by Perfect Circle
S W Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
7502 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:43 pm to
In an adrenaline-fueled rage, people are immune to pain; my will to survive would be stronger than that thing's will to have me for dinner.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12499 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:45 pm to
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these people cant be reasoned with. You can talk physics, logistics, and even point out that a 62 year old man actually did what they say is impossible or a video of a man slinging a bobcat around like a ragdoll

Ironically, this is a great description of dealing with a Bama fan.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:45 pm to
quote:


Threads like these always remind me of how stupid the average person actually is.


Yeah despite one side making actual arguments, and posting evidence it actually has happened, the other side still wont budge.

You people are the mind numbed idiots that parrot CNN talking points as truth and think screaming "raysis" is an argument
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:48 pm to
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Ironically, this is a great description of dealing with a Bama fan.


Youve proven without a shadow of a doubt in this very thread that this is what its like arguing with you.
Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2530 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:49 pm to
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. And, because of the sheer pain, you aren't going to be able to hold on long enough to choke it to death or drown it.


I disagree, if it attacks you killing won't be the hard part, size and adrenaline will get you through that.

Not going into shock or bleeding out due to blood loss a few minutes after, that will be the hard part.
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