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re: Care to change your bobcat answer?

Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:58 pm to
Anyone that said they could kill a bobcat with their hands isn't very smart
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:58 pm to
aw he's cute i want him.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14305 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:05 pm to
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Maybe you just arent logical and your opinion is dumb. I could see that



That's probably it.




Or maybe you're just another retarded fricking Alabubba fan who uses his large ego to compensate for other shortcomings.

Maybe you'd scream like a bitch the whole time you're simultaneously using your two Alabama teeth to gnaw through the cage so you can get the frick away from that bobcat.

Or maybe the bobcat simply catches your femoral artery with the first bite, and you're dead in a few seconds.

Maybe you'd like to call it now?
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 1:09 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:06 pm to
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Or maybe you're just another retarded fricking Alabubba fan who uses his large ego to compensate for other shortcomings.

Maybe you'd scream like a bitch the whole time you're simultaneously using your two Alabama teeth the gnaw through the cage so you can get the frick away from that bobcat.

Or maybe the bobcat simply catches your femoral artery with the first bite, and you're dead in a few seconds.




or maybe all of the above
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19791 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:11 pm to
That video changed my mind. I'm going human.

It'd suck arse at first, but that bobcat just latched onto an appendage and held on. I don't know if rabies affected its fighting abilities, but I would have thought the bobcat would have done more to make a fatal strike.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
30715 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:13 pm to
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Anyone that said they could kill a bobcat with their hands isn't very smart


LINK

If a 62 year old can do it, I like my chances.

Nobody is saying they’d make it through unscathed or win 10/10 times, but it’s ridiculous to put a 30 lb cat on par with a panther.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
104078 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:14 pm to
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I have a heeler that would have ripped that little bobcat a new one

Ive seen a catahoula straight murder a bobcat and ask for seconds and thirds
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14305 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:17 pm to
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I don't know if rabies affected its fighting abilities, but I would have thought the bobcat would have done more to make a fatal strike.


I thought about that earlier. I think you have to consider that a bobcat that has been rabid long enough to attack like that has to be in pretty bad shape. I'm no vet, but I would think it would have to be in a weakened state, both mentally and physically.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:17 pm to
Humans are fragile creatures. It takes less than a pound of pressure to puncture our exposed skin. A bobcats claws would shred a man.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 1:57 pm to
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Humans are fragile creatures. It takes less than a pound of pressure to puncture our exposed skin. A bobcats claws would shred a man.



30 lb cats are fragile creatures. one aggressive grab and slamming of it's body onto the ground by a much bigger and stronger human that isn't acting like a gigantic vagina will fracture it's skull and/or break multiple rips puncturing it's chest cavity, killing it instantly most likely.

Do some of you honestly think you aren't physically capable of ending the life of a fricking 30lb cat in seconds? You are literally strong enough to grab a paw and rip it out of it's socket. Act like the attacker, not the pussy.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14305 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:01 pm to
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Do some of you honestly think you aren't physically capable of ending the life of a fricking 30lb cat in seconds? You are literally strong enough to grab a paw and rip it out of it's socket. Act like the attacker, not the pussy.


This has been the most entertaining thread I've seen in a long time.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:28 pm to
why are you so angry?
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
25531 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:30 pm to
You're a fricking idiot if you think you can just grab a bobcat's paw.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 2:31 pm
Posted by OLDBEACHCOMBER
Member since Jan 2004
7340 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:31 pm to
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Care to change your bobcat answer? by TSLG


Is that one that was on a video sneaking up on a hunter?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82925 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:32 pm to
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You're a fricking idiot if you think you can just grab a bobcat's paw.



would you hold his beer while he tries?
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:40 pm to
Teddy before this thread I actually was convinced that there was no way a grown man couldnt kill a 30 lb cat if his life depended on it. What I forgot was that there really are scared pussies out there that would literally go into the fetal position and wait to die. Apparently a gash or bite is a death sentence to some "men" because they have zero pain tolerence. When they say "hur hur youd kill yourself trying to get away" thats because that is what they would do. Maybe they should lay off the soy burgers and go see the mens clinic for some T shots.

Apart from that these dudes refuse to even use logic. Physics simply isnt in the favor of a 30 lb cat(which is probably well above average for a bobcat) vs 200 lb man. Cats are very fast but they certainly coudnt remove a full grown man with a knee on its neck.
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 2:42 pm
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
17977 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:41 pm to
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That video changed my mind. I'm going human.


That guy didn't get anywhere close to as shredded up as a lot of people are saying would happen in this thread
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82925 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:43 pm to
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they certainly coudnt remove a full grown man with a knee on its neck.

trick would be getting that knee on its neck, you couldn't do it
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
25531 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:43 pm to
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would be getting that knee on its neck, you couldn't do it


Exactly
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:47 pm to
Actual arguments or evidence it has done be damned! Scary claws and teeth!!!!!! says the new castrati on this board.
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