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re: Care to change your bobcat answer?

Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by cattus
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:41 pm to
A house cat can't kill a man but one that WANTS to tear you up will. Here's is probably a 10lb cat, imagine one wild and 40lbs.
Kitty
Posted by cattus
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:41 pm to
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Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:41 pm to
LSU fans have all declared a 20 lb cat would kill them...pussies
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:42 pm to
Holy shite, that mother fricker actually charged him.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:45 pm to
LINK

This is a pretty cool video with funny yankee voices. They try to release a bobcat from a trap.

I think if a human killed a bobcat, he would at the least end up with severe injuries and only one eye
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:48 pm to
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That bobcat would frick all of us up




definitely would tear you a new one. But life and death.....you could beat the shite out of it while having your skin shredded. Never ever want to come across one. Have had then walk 25 yds away while deer hunting on the ground and nearly pissed myself (purely to throw the scent trail off....). But I never thoughtful gonna die". More, "I hope we have a 5 gallon bucket of Neosporin and a case of bandaids".
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37465 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:49 pm to
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Tire it out somehow


I don’t see anyone tiring it out. It’s a predator that spends every fricking day of it’s life walking, running, climbing, killing for food. It doesn’t have an 8-5 office job.
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:50 pm to

That bobcat would squish you into a grease spot.

Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:52 pm to
The only significant differences between all cats - from tiny variety kittens up to lions and tigers are:

1. Size

2. Coloration

3. The ability to roar/purr


That's it. So, cats easily scale up, to put in language the nerds will understand.

In other words, a house cat of sufficient size (muscle, not fat) would merc a lot of badasses in this (and the other) thread. Period.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:52 pm to
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LINK

This is a pretty cool video with funny yankee voices. They try to release a bobcat from a trap.





That was fricking hilarious


BTW, anyone who thinks they can kill a bobcat with their bare hands is a fricking idiot. That bobcat would rip you to pieces.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:56 pm to
Lol that motherfricker would be at your throat before you could shite your pants
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:11 pm to
Sorry, guys. I have to side with the Bama fan on this one....

Me - in need of skin grafts, may die of infection a few days later.

Cat - brain dead as soon as I get a hold of it.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:12 pm to
I don't think you could get a hold of it.
Posted by cattus
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:17 pm to
quote:


That bobcat would squish you into a grease spot.



Maybe Bama but not me. For that particular one I have a Colt 1911 45 caliber pistol my father carried all over the South Pacific in WWII that would quiet him very quickly.

And for I guess the other dozen or so I've shot my Browning 300 Short Mag makes them dinner for coyotes and buzzards.

Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37465 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:26 pm to
The question in the thread title references the thread about being barehanded vs a bobcat. No pistols, rifles, knives, etc.

Mano a Mano
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:32 pm to
I agree, a grown adult man wouldn't likely be killed by a bobcat. But he might wish he was dead. Cats are vicious frickers.
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:37 pm to
FWIW. My brother, that ain’t scared of nothin, forced a house cat into a crate once. He succeeded, but his arms looked like ground chuck for awhile after, haha!
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:39 pm to
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Maybe you are just a nancy. Im almost 200 lbs, im not getting killed by a <40 lb cat. Maybe you are just a gigantic pussy so I cant relate. If im in a cage and me or it has to die, I may get messed up pretty bad but I certainly am not gonna let it kill me.




Almost 200lbs, lol... aren't you a badass big man.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49197 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

The question in the thread title references the thread about being barehanded vs a bobcat. No pistols, rifles, knives, etc.

Mano a Mano


Well I don't see where it is specific and I'm old and tired and really smarter so I'll just bring my gun to the cat fight so I can just be done and go eat a sandwich.
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