Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold...

Talk about shittin' gold bricks.

What a Loonie

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Investigators also found a container of vaseline in his locker and the trial was presented with the prospect that a puck could be concealed in an anal cavity and not be detected by the wand. In preparation for these proceedings, in fact, a security employee actually tested the idea, Barnes said.

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"You know Bill I think this guy might have been smuggling this gold out in his arse. Do you think that could work?"

"Only one way to find out, Dave."

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Talk about shittin' gold bricks.

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I think we're done here.

Terd, this story has to hit close to home for you.

Elmer's wants to hire the former mint employee to begin production of it's