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Can someone explain to me why you have to lick envelopes?

Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:31 pm
What are all envelopes not self adhesive?

What a-hole invented this lickable glue? And why is it still produced?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:32 pm to
Because the inventor was a lonely fat, black female who was desperate and angry.
Posted by ShreveportHog94
GodBlessAmerica
Member since Nov 2006
6115 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:32 pm to
You always lick it before you stick it.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:36 pm to
Big Envelope Spit-Adhesive lobbyists have Washington under their thumb
Posted by Houma Sapien
up the bayou
Member since Jul 2013
1688 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:37 pm to
Practice for when I lick your old lady's envelope
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111647 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Practice for when I lick your old lady's envelope


Alphabet method will cut the shite out of your tongue on an envelope.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by BDTigerfan
Bay St Louis
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:41 pm to
Try using a wet paper towel. Multiple envelopes, a sponge.

Self adhesive envelopes are more expensive.
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:45 pm to
There are envelopes sold that are self adhesive. Pay the extra $1.50.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:03 pm to
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You always lick it before you stick it

Make it soft and wet before you kick it
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38241 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:04 pm to
you don't have to unless you're poor.


now go lick your dinner, cretin.
Posted by Diary Queen
Member since Jul 2017
1402 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:10 pm to
You might be on to something. Better go patent this idea fast!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34813 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:11 pm to
Better than licking windows...
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:25 pm to
It's so the letter receiver has your DNA
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