re: "Bus-sized" jelly fish filmed floating in the deep waters off Argentina

Meh. Today I saw a Jelly Roll sized bus.

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The depths of the ocean is the stuff of nightmares.

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I still want them to find a megalodon one day

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looks like a used condom thrown overboard by John Holmes

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I believe Lennie on Law & Order once called them "Long Island Jellyfish".

First you make a roux.

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If that stings you, you would need to bathe in a waterfall of piss to relieve the pain

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I’m ashamed to admit this was my first thought!

Is that a regular sized bus or a SlowFloPo sized bus?

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That would leave a mark if it stung you

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Unlike many species, the giant phantom jelly does not possess nematocysts (stinging cells) on its arms to hunt, so it does not sting.

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The fish swimming close to its head are what are supposed to provide the scale.

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Those are obviously very small, Gold fish sized fish. This is total AI bullshite