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Burger King putting sex toys in Adult meals

Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:34 am
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8536 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:34 am
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This year, the Israeli version of the OG chain is offering a romantic boxed food for two called the Adults Meal—designed for those 18 and older, so bring your ID—that comes with two Whoppers, two packets of fries, two beers, and a "romantic adult toy."




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Based on the commercial ad agency Leo Burnett Israel released, the adult toy options are more gimmicky than risque, and include a lacy blindfold, a tiny feather duster, and ... a head massager?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:35 am to
quote:

This year, the Israeli version of the OG chain is offering a romantic boxed food for two called the Adults Meal—designed for those 18 and older, so bring your ID—that comes with two Whoppers, two packets of fries, two beers, and a "romantic adult toy."


Posted by Freezus22
Da Boot
Member since Aug 2016
1656 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:36 am to
Just another way to have it your way
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26442 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:36 am to
I'll take two head massagers please. Keep the happy meal.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:36 am to
That king in the commercials just got even more creepy.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:37 am to
vibrating dolphins?
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8536 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:37 am to
Those are onion rings they selling.... right??
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13378 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:38 am to
Geez. I think they are now the worst fast food joint.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:39 am to
It's a subtle way to say if you don't like your meal, you can go frick yourself.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:40 am to
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:40 am to
Nothing like a romantic dinner at Burger King...
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:41 am to
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Nothing like a romantic dinner at Burger King...



>swipe right
>it's a match!
>hey girl you want to see a black whopper?
>
This post was edited on 2/14/17 at 9:42 am
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:41 am to
This is so funny on so many levels. Nothing says kinky sex like a whopper combo
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:43 am to
not sure what that wire thing has to do with sex. and i'm not sure i want to know.
Posted by TheDude
Member since May 2004
2699 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:44 am to
I can't stop laughing at the idea of breaking out that head massager in the bedroom and then trying to sensually use it on a woman.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:44 am to
Someone is going to stick that head massager just a little too far up their arse. I can see it coming.
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
7261 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:45 am to
I'd ask them to 86 the secret sauce
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74567 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:45 am to
I'll get her Burger King. Bitches love Burger King.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:49 am to
admittedly not a religion expert. but, do Jewish people actually celebrate St. Valentine's Day?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39223 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 9:49 am to
Throw a Hitachi Magic Wand in there and they will kill it


BTW: If you guys don't have a magic wand, get one. Couple that with peptides and you will be happy man.
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