Build two-lane "at your own risk" metro roads for drunk drivers only-Point A-exit 2 B-exit

ETA: 25 queers failed physics, so far


Bars/restaurants/car drivers/societal evolution/physics demand it, since there will never be a better fricking solution than this one presented here at 4:30am


kind of like a Nachez Trace parkway for drunks only - this keeps drunk drivers, who will happen tonight and tomorrow night and fricking et cetera, away from moms and kids in a car and keep them safe


Exit whatever to Exit whatever. You're drunk and you're driving? You get on the Drunk Parkway and make up the 5 mile to 17 mile distance that at least puts you within a couple of miles from your bar to your house.

You get to the other side, near home, and you still cannot function? Then you park in the Nachez Trace Drunk Parking Lot and sleep it off, or you walk home the rest of the way for 2-3 miles, or you sleep it off in the car. Turn the ignition off and sleep. If you freeze to death, that's the part we haven't figured out yet, so


What did I leave out?

dont' fricking act like there's a better solution


who are designated drivers? Do they really exist? Are they just "Mom who only had two glasses of wine"?


Get this done. frick all you pussies who disagree