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re: Buddy of mine just got a mail order bride
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:30 pm to Tester1216
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:30 pm to Tester1216
quote:i have an excellent zinger for this, but even I have my limits
Maybe it’s same thing the married woman you were screwing told her husband.
This post was edited on 10/22/18 at 10:31 pm
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Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:31 pm to Rouge
Kick arse Rouge!!!
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:32 pm to Tester1216
The zinger has nothing to do with you
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:54 pm to El Campo Tiger
quote:
She is from Tegucigalpa
Dudes gonna win the Heisman
Posted on 10/22/18 at 10:55 pm to El Campo Tiger
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500, Alex!
Posted on 10/22/18 at 11:21 pm to El Campo Tiger
"I want half, Eddie!"
Posted on 10/23/18 at 12:14 am to Morty
quote:
I notice that being multilingual is somehow seen as a huge bonus.
More times than not, multi-lingual means she’s incredibly smart. Intelligent women don’t turn you on?
Posted on 10/23/18 at 7:05 am to El Campo Tiger
God damn, this post went off the rails. To answer the “are there sites for mail order husbands?” thing, pretty much all countries have a “Cupid” dating site. Like colombiancupid.com, filipinocupid.com, etc.
I learned this from 90 Day Fiancé, not personal experience.
I learned this from 90 Day Fiancé, not personal experience.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 7:28 am to Three-n-Snout
quote:
quote:
She is from Tegucigalpa and knows four different languages and graduated with a chemical engineering degree from a university in Honduras.
Your buddy may want to check that degree for a watermark...
I think that degree from down there just means she knows the right condiments and respective ratios when making a really good sandwich.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 7:31 am to El Campo Tiger
I just googled Honduran bride and the websites are so sad. It’s like a photo array of widows and beaten women, most over 35. Things must be really bad there.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 7:47 am to TBoy
Posted on 10/23/18 at 8:26 am to El Campo Tiger
That is a tucked Cock.
Your friend is ghey!
Your friend is ghey!
Posted on 10/23/18 at 9:57 am to PiscesTiger
quote:
That didnt happen.
I tell you that didnt happen.
He is a liiiiiiiiiiarrrrrrrrrrr.
we have the same druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumer
he tell me the stooooooreeeey.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 10:06 am to Rouge
What's the zinger? Don't post shite like this and not follow through. 
This post was edited on 10/23/18 at 10:07 am
Posted on 10/23/18 at 10:40 am to El Campo Tiger
Has he checked under her hood? I see some bulging in the nether region.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 11:03 am to down time
If she had originally filed a request for a permanent status before coming here, then you are required to return to the country and embassy you applied at originally.
If you enter the country with a tourist, work, or whatever visa, and then apply to adjust here, then you process it here. Plus then you weren't permitted to leave the country.
Or at least that used to be how it worked decades ago.
If you enter the country with a tourist, work, or whatever visa, and then apply to adjust here, then you process it here. Plus then you weren't permitted to leave the country.
Or at least that used to be how it worked decades ago.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 11:43 am to El Campo Tiger
Working on this Filipino girl....
and yes she is a real person...
Just got to get those tubes tied when she gets here...
and yes she is a real person...
Just got to get those tubes tied when she gets here...
This post was edited on 10/23/18 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 10/23/18 at 10:00 pm to bleeng
Where are the pics?
Posted on 10/23/18 at 10:02 pm to El Campo Tiger
They work for me.
Posted on 10/23/18 at 11:19 pm to Hester Carries
quote:
She is from Tegucigalpa
So she's from Bama, huh? I wonder if she attends the race there every year. Those NASCAR groupies are straight trash. Maybe her sponsor is a florist.
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