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Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:12 pm to
Toyota, baw.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
176123 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:14 pm to
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Toyota, baw.


ahh, explains your vast knowledge regarding time at the pump.
Posted by statman34
Member since Feb 2011
3602 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Gas top, tennis ball, water bottle with the top screwed on, extra pair of shoes, etc.


Then make a social media entry calling it a "life hack" and rack up useless karma on reddit.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:15 pm to
28 mpg

I do, however, fill up every day pretty much. I drive a lot.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:16 pm to
Use the beer bottle that you just consumed before driving up to the pump.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17255 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:18 pm to
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No cap on my truck. It's a newer model.
Purchase an after mkt gas cap at AutoZoo for such occasions.
Posted by Slim Chance
Member since Oct 2012
1626 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:21 pm to
I locked on one of those latches and left it pumping while I ran into the station to buy something, the pump didn't automatically shut off and when I got out gas was pouring everywhere. At least 10 gallons went on the ground. Last time I ever left the pump unattended and that's probably why the station breaks those tabs off.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16705 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:23 pm to
Then go to auto parts store and buy a replacement cap and keep in bed of truck.

Or if you can use a saw without cutting your fingers off, cut a piece of wood down to fit in there to hold it open.

If you are scared of the saw you could use some a velcro strap they they sell to keep electrical cords neat.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:23 pm to
Move to New Jersey or wherever they don't let people pump their own gas
Posted by Goalman34
Ruston, LA
Member since Sep 2013
512 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

No cap on my truck. It's a newer model.


Subtle brag much?

OT Ballin
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21622 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 2:29 pm to
I use the tip of my glans penis. Although it is large, I can jam it in there to hold the lever. Uncomfortable as it is, it seems to be effective.
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