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British woman in Tenerife found with turtle in vagina after night out partying
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:46 am
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:46 am
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An emergency room doctor in a hospital in Mojón de Arona, in the south of the Canary Island of Tenerife, could not believe what he was seeing when, on Saturday, he attended to a British woman who was complaining of strong pains in her genital area. When the doctor examined her, a foreign object was found in her vagina: a dead Chinese pond turtle (Chinemys reevesii). Given the bizarre nature of the situation, the doctor called the police, who took a statement from the 26-year-old. She explained that she had gone out partying in the area of Fañabé beach, but could not recall what had happened that night. Sources close to the case have told EL PAÍS that the main theory is that the reptile was inserted into the woman’s vagina either by herself or by someone else, given that it is impossible that it could have ended up inside her body any other way.
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An analysis of the dead turtle revealed that it is a freshwater species usually sold in pet shops. The specimen found inside the woman’s body was a baby, but they can grow up to 18 centimeters in length once mature.
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 11:48 am
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:46 am to RedRifle
not clicking that blind link
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:47 am to RedRifle
She had a snapper in her snapper?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:47 am to Parade Grounds
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not clicking that blind link at work
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:48 am to beerJeep
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She had a snapper in her snapper?
Or maybe a tortoise in the hair?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:49 am to RedRifle
Someone gave her the shell-shocker


This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 11:53 am
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:49 am to RedRifle
So there was a turtle in her snapper ?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:50 am to RedRifle
So many puns available here
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:51 am to RedRifle
Did the husband get a paternity test?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:52 am to beerJeep
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She had a snapper in her snapper?

Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:52 am to RedRifle
So much for the shy turtle theory...
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:53 am to RedRifle
At first I thought this.....
But then read it was a woman and Mitch has not been in a pussy since the pussy had him.
But then read it was a woman and Mitch has not been in a pussy since the pussy had him.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:53 am to beerJeep
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She had a snapper in her snapper?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:53 am to beerJeep
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She had a snapper in her snapper?
box turtle...
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:53 am to el Gaucho
Why call the police for this shite? Did the police chief have some turtle kink?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:58 am to RedRifle
Never gonna get that smell out.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 11:59 am to DawgGONIT
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Why call the police for this shite? Did the police chief have some turtle kink?
I feel the "Scooby-Doo That's My Fetish" meme will soon make an appearance...
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:00 pm to Boudreaux35
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Never gonna get that smell out.
She's British. It may be an improvement.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:01 pm to RedRifle
She was always so shy. At least she finally came out of her shell.
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