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re: British media told to stand by for major Royal Family announcement

Posted on 3/18/24 at 7:19 am to
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10411 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 7:19 am to
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William apparently has a mistress

This is a tradition as old as the monarchy itself
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and she's pregnant...again.

This hasn't been an issue since vasectomy. They all get it done.
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Charles has cancer but does all his duties

This isn't a rumor. This is just common knowledge.
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Queen kept her illness a secret and then suddenly died

She was frail and in and out of Dr care for months before she died
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William beats Kate and that he beat her to death.

You went total retard
Posted by GoRuckTiger
Bossie City
Member since Aug 2013
1453 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 7:31 am to
The Royals are not really my thing but everyone loves a good mystery. So after watching some of the last video footage of Kate before her disappearance I noticed how extraordinarily thin she appeared. I’m guessing she may have an eating disorder she’s being treated for. Whatever it is hopefully she beats it. She’s got three kids that need her.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10331 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 7:38 am to
King Charles has instructed me to say you are being a royal pain in the arse.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 7:39 am to
We just call him Chuck.
Posted by HangmanPage1
Wild West
Member since Aug 2021
1383 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 7:45 am to
Americans love Game of Thrones and shows like that. They think Englands Royals are like that too so they watch. In reality it’s just mega rich uppity English people living normal lives in the guise of divine monarchy. They cheat, frick, get I’ll, die, do dumb stuff and much more.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
16000 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 7:53 am to
that is true - the biggest thing is to have patience - the Ents usually have long discussions to get to the topic at hand, but it takes a while.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1878 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:00 am to
1) They’re figureheads to pay tribute to a government that tried to frick over the colonists and later take them over.
2) Their great great grandparents’ mothers were also their aunts.
3) It’s in the UK. None of us should care.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18856 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:45 am to
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None of us should care.
It's entirely my business as to what I care about. frick off.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:48 am to
I'll never understand why anyone cares about the "royal" family. It's really fricking weird to give a shite.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77985 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:52 am to
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I'll never understand why anyone cares about the "royal" family. It's really fricking weird to give a shite.



My wife is obsessed with that shite
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:53 am to
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Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:59 am to
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My wife is obsessed with that shite


Well women don't count. They're entire lives revolve around caring about trivial shite. That's why our forefathers didn't let them vote when we kicked the f@ggoty red coats out.
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Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:03 am to
Apparently Kate was sighted in Public over the weekend so cross her off the list.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:03 am to
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Apparently Kate was sighted in Public over the weekend


Hologram or body double
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35543 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:04 am to
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Apparently Kate was sighted in Public over the weekend so cross her off the list.
No pics exist of this, it was just some article with “sources” claiming she was sighted at a farmers market and they used old pictures in the article
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:12 am to
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The only royals we have in the US are the Kansas City Royals.

No love for the Sacramento Kings?
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11437 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:23 am to
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This…

It’s gone on long enough that I’m genuinely curious what the frick is going on here.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106113 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:24 am to
This whole thing has been a super amusing way to waste time.
Posted by lenlews
NoMiss
Member since Apr 2011
637 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:45 am to
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France has to be foaming at the mouth to invade. The English are prime for the taking.


You know why the streets of Paris are lined with trees?











So the Germans can march in the shade.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
6796 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:48 am to
The British Royal Family is full of homosexuals, perverts, and morally bankrupt people.
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