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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:36 pm
Thibodeaux used to have a job as a long-haul truck driver, and on one particular trip, had been out on the road for three straight weeks. As he is driving through Nevada, he stops at a house of ill repute just outside of Las Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500, and says, "I want de ugliest woman you got in de house, and a bologna sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." Thibodeaux replies, "Listen Cher, I knows what I wants. I ain't horny. I'm homesick."
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:37 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:37 pm to jimbeam
you're culture celebrates ignorance
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:38 pm to OWLFAN86
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you're culture celebrates ignorance
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:38 pm to jimbeam
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:38 pm to jimbeam
thank you
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:38 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies
elsa jean in shreveport on new years eve
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:42 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:43 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were talking yesterday. Thibodeaux had been out for a few days with the flu. Boudreaux asked him how he was feeling. "Aw I'm alot better, tanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied. Boudreaux asked "Wonderful? How can de flu be wonderful?" "Well, I learned that my Clotile really loves me. You know dat whenever the mailman came by or de milkman headed toward the door, Clotile ran out to meet dem an' I could hear her all excited, yelling at dem 'My husband is home! My husband is home!"
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:43 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:52 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Thibodeaux is drinking coffee on his porch one morning when here comes Boudreaux paddling by in his pirogue filled with duct tape. Thibodeaux says, “Boudreaux, where are you going with all that duct tape?” Boudreaux responds, “I’m going duck hunting. Want to come?” Thibodeaux tells him to get the hell outta here with that nonsense. Later that day, here comes Boudreaux passing by with a pirogue full of ducks.
The next morning here comes Boudreaux again, this time with a pirogue full of nutra sweet. Thibodeaux says, “Boudreaux, where are you going with all that nutra sweet?” Boudreaux responds, “I’m going nutria hunting. Want to come?” Thibodeaux tells him to get the hell outta here with that nonsense. Later that day, here comes Boudreaux passing by with a pirogue full of nutria.
The next morning here comes Boudreaux again, this time he has limbs and branches covered in the pirogue. Thibodeaux can barely even see him. Thibodeaux asks, “Boudreaux, what the hell do you have in that pirogue?” Boudreaux says, “pussy willow.” Thibodeaux says, “wait, I’m coming wit ya!!”
The next morning here comes Boudreaux again, this time with a pirogue full of nutra sweet. Thibodeaux says, “Boudreaux, where are you going with all that nutra sweet?” Boudreaux responds, “I’m going nutria hunting. Want to come?” Thibodeaux tells him to get the hell outta here with that nonsense. Later that day, here comes Boudreaux passing by with a pirogue full of nutria.
The next morning here comes Boudreaux again, this time he has limbs and branches covered in the pirogue. Thibodeaux can barely even see him. Thibodeaux asks, “Boudreaux, what the hell do you have in that pirogue?” Boudreaux says, “pussy willow.” Thibodeaux says, “wait, I’m coming wit ya!!”
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:03 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
One day, Marie sent her little boy Thibodeaux down to the pond to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in the water, he saw two big eyes looking back at him from the water. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it back to the kitchen. "Now, where's my bucket and my water?" Marie asked him. "I can't get any water from that pond, Momma" cried Thibodeaux. “There's a BIG ol' alligator down der!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator. He's been there for a few years now, and he ain't never hurt nobody. Cher, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Momma," replied Thibodeaux, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then dat water ain't fit to drink!"
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:07 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I've never heard this one. I like it.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:23 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux went duck huntin. Shoots the first duck and out comes ol' green jeans. Sticks his finger in the ducks "vent" and smells it and says, you done killed a duck from Arkansas. You got an Arkansas stamp? Boudreaux say, yessir, I sure do. Green jeans leaves. Boudreaux takes down another duck.Green jeans comes out again, sticks his finger in the duck's vent, takes a whiff, and says, you done killed one all the way from Iowa. You got an Iowa stamp? Boudreaux say yessir, righcheer. Boudreaux shoots another duck, and yep here comes green jeans...sniffs his finger and says Boudreaux, this one come all the way from Iceland. Thinking he's got ol' Boudreaux now, he says well, well, do you have a stamp from Iceland? Boudreaux say mais yeah, looka dare. Green jeans is blown away, says you got all these stamps, where the hell are you from? Boudreaux turns around and bends over and says, you tell me!
Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:06 pm to Tiger-Striped-Bass
Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux coming down the road holding a paper bag. “What you got in the bag?”
“I got beers”
“Hey if I can guess how many you got, can I have me one?”
“Hell, If you can guess, I’ll give you both.”
“OK! Ummmmm...six?”
“I got beers”
“Hey if I can guess how many you got, can I have me one?”
“Hell, If you can guess, I’ll give you both.”
“OK! Ummmmm...six?”
Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:07 pm to OWLFAN86
Yours celebrates clamato This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:08 pm to OWLFAN86
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you're culture celebrates ignorance
better get back to your lawnmower and tell your mother to hurry up with those tamales I ordered for Christmas
ETA: "you're"
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:21 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Thibodeaux and Boudreaux are out hunting small game one day but not having much luck. As they were leaving the woods Boudreaux heard something in the underbrush and went to investigate. He moves the brush and finds a baby skunk trying to nurse on its dead mother and feeling sorry for it, he picks it up.
Thibodeaux says, "Now Boudreaux, wat de hell ya gonna do wit dat ting?" Boudreaux says, "I'm gonna bring dat lil babay home to my Clothilde so's she can raise it".
Thibodeaux says, "But it's so dang cold, how ya gonna keep it warm at night"? Boudreaux replies, "She'll do like she did wit dat raccoon she had and put it between her legs at nite to stay warm".
Thibodeaux, shocked, says, "But man, wat about da smell"?
Boudreaux, not missing a beat says, "Oh hell, if I can get use to it, so can the skunk".
Thibodeaux says, "Now Boudreaux, wat de hell ya gonna do wit dat ting?" Boudreaux says, "I'm gonna bring dat lil babay home to my Clothilde so's she can raise it".
Thibodeaux says, "But it's so dang cold, how ya gonna keep it warm at night"? Boudreaux replies, "She'll do like she did wit dat raccoon she had and put it between her legs at nite to stay warm".
Thibodeaux, shocked, says, "But man, wat about da smell"?
Boudreaux, not missing a beat says, "Oh hell, if I can get use to it, so can the skunk".
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