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Big TD's BBQ with midget waitresses wearing lingerie - restaurant idea
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:46 pm
The thread about Tilted Kilt closing down and the waitress talent at Hooters and the like being terrible inspired me. I'm going to open Big TD's BBQ with midget waitresses wearing lingerie. WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO GO EAT BBQ AND HAVE MIDGETS IN LINGERIE BRINGING YOUR FOOD AND DRINKS???
Nobody would go with the expectation of sexy waitresses. They'd go to see midgets in lingerie. If they're decent-looking that's just a plus.
Winning idea or no?
Nobody would go with the expectation of sexy waitresses. They'd go to see midgets in lingerie. If they're decent-looking that's just a plus.
Winning idea or no?
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 2:48 pm
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:47 pm to TDsngumbo
Go for it.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:48 pm to OweO
quote:
OweO
I need an investor. You in?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:49 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
Winning idea or no?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:49 pm to TDsngumbo
i enjoy hooters for the food and sports bar atmosphere first and foremost. the attractive college girls working there are a bonus.
eta: there likely arent enough midgets to staff this place if we are being serious
eta: there likely arent enough midgets to staff this place if we are being serious
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:49 pm to TDsngumbo
Look, I love midgets as much as anyone, but if I'm putting my money somewhere, it is not on this.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:50 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
I need an investor. You in?
Let me punch some numbers and I will let you know.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:50 pm to TDsngumbo
You should put this in the spot vacated by the Grown Folks Lounge.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:51 pm to Motorboat
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Look, I love midgets as much as anyone, but if I'm putting my money somewhere, it is not on this.
What if I told you that we have Fight night Friday's where they all take out their aggression from the week's caddy gossiping and fight it out on stage?
In BBQ sauce pools.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:51 pm to Winston Cup
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i enjoy hooters for the food
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:51 pm to TDsngumbo
IDGAF who's serving the food as long as it tastes good, but if you're gonna have midgets on staff you might as well add midget mud wrestling on Saturday nights.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:54 pm to TDsngumbo
Tall tables?
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:55 pm to BillBrosky
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Tall tables?
Hell yes. Tips are going to be earned at Big TD's.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:55 pm to Winston Cup
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hooters = attractive college girls
Does not compute for 95% of their locations. Something tells me your idea of attractive college girls and mine are way different. And this is coming from a guy who quit culling when I found out I was a cull
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:56 pm to TDsngumbo
Id for sure go at least once. But,midgets kind of freak me out. Would service be slow since they cant carry many things at once with their tiny hands?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:56 pm to TDsngumbo
So, how do you plan to turn down 220 lb 5 foot 8 LaTonya when she applies? Prepare for a royal arse suing.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:58 pm to anewguy
Hook 'em to an a la carte wagon.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:59 pm to TDsngumbo
This will be a short lived project.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:05 pm to cokebottleag
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:05 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
midgets in lingerie
quote:
decent-looking
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