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Posted on 10/11/17 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Sandtrap
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2006
2369 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 4:54 pm
Anyone use these? Do they work? Do you still have to wipe?
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 4:56 pm to
You got a problem with wiping, chief?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131181 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 4:56 pm to
I use a hair dryer afterwards.
Posted by Sandtrap
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2006
2369 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 4:57 pm to
Went look at a house today and had one in the bathroom. Never known anyone to use one. Curiosity more than anything.
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
5701 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 4:58 pm to
They do work, the only wiping you need to do is to dry off if it doesn’t blow you dry.
Posted by thetigerman
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Member since Sep 2006
3630 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

blow you dry.

Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
13200 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 5:01 pm to
You don’t wipe per se...you dry off. It’s a nice thing to have.
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 5:02 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131181 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 5:04 pm to
It’s good to help your ol lady keep her cooter clean.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4299 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 5:09 pm to
They had one in a suite at The Paris in Vegas. It didn't have a seat on it and there was a stopper like a sink in the bowl. I pulled the handle only slightly and shot water straight to the ceiling, haha.

So are you supposed to take a shite in the toilet next to it, then waddle over and hover over the bidet while trying to line up your a-hole with the stream?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63180 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 5:10 pm to
You don't have to wipe even without a bidet.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Anyone use these? Do they work? Do you still have to wipe?

Yeah, but the water shoots up all weird. You have to bend over at an awkward angle to drink and you end up getting water all over your face, so wiping is definitely necessary.

I don't think they thought those things out well enough.
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 5:19 pm
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16862 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 5:50 pm to
It’s like a touch less car wash for your anus. What could possibly be bad about that?

Get a BioBedet toilet seat, hook it up (really easy), and never look back.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29860 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 5:57 pm to
if i need to wash my arse i hop in the shower

eat more fiber, learn to wipe properly, and send them bidet back to wherever they came from
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 5:59 pm
Posted by Albatross18
Member since Sep 2017
49 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:12 pm to
Yes, everyone should own one. It's disgusting not to use one.
Posted by Albatross18
Member since Sep 2017
49 posts
Posted on 10/11/17 at 10:15 pm to
And yes, you should still wipe
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