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‘Best sex ever.’ Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:44 pm
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McCabe, who has a serious of unlucky relationships with men, says she’s planning to marry the tree although her family won’t talk about it.
Forbidden love. You go girl.
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Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:45 pm to mattz1122
Tree must have taken her to Chedder's
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:45 pm to mattz1122
there's a wood joke in there somewhere
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:45 pm to mattz1122
When you have tree trunk....
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:45 pm to mattz1122
Talk about bringing the wood
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:46 pm to mattz1122
Guess it grew up.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:46 pm to mattz1122
She's one hell of a tree hugger...
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:46 pm to mattz1122
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McCabe, who has a serious of unlucky relationships with men, says she’s planning to marry the tree although her family won’t talk about it.
I suppose they mean series
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It’s believed Emma’s bizarre attraction to the tree may be a result of a condition called dendrophilia where a person is sexually attracted to a tree
I heard there's a pill for that now.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:47 pm to mattz1122
Her parents hope he would just make like a himself and leave.
He's one bad motha_
"Shut yo mouth!"
He's one bad motha_
"Shut yo mouth!"
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:47 pm to mattz1122
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Best sex ever
Unless she's handy with a good sander, you'd think splinters would be a serious issue.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:49 pm to Darth_Vader
Triggered by this thread. Not sure why you bigots think it's funny that someone can't change who she is or who she's attracted to.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:50 pm to mattz1122
???
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:51 pm to Lou Pai
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Lou Pai
Be honest....
That picture makes you moist, doesn't it?
This post was edited on 3/23/15 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:52 pm to mattz1122
If Obama had a tree.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:53 pm to mattz1122
He wood never leaf her
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:55 pm to mattz1122
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she’s planning to marry the tree although her family won’t talk about it.
i'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess she's not too poplar with her parents right now
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:56 pm to link
I like how they described the tree as "sturdy".
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:59 pm to ManBearTiger
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He wood never leaf her
:rimshot:
Posted on 3/23/15 at 5:02 pm to mattz1122
I would have bet that the tree was a cypress. I could imagine her going to town on one of those cypress knees.
This one would do the trick.
This one would do the trick.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 5:06 pm to mattz1122
In before marriage is between a man and a woman...or a man and a man, or a woman an a woman, or a transgender and a man, woman or transgender, or a man and his best friend, or a man and his dog, or a woman and robot
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