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Best questions to ask in a job interview?

Posted on 10/29/16 at 4:32 am
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 4:32 am
What are some basic questions you should have on hand for an interviewer? To show interest in the company and position you are applying for.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15632 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 4:36 am to
How much money am I going to make? Is getting arrested frowned upon? Is having little experience mean I'm easier to mold into a company super star?!? Try those first.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 4:37 am to
Lol
Posted by ATL-TIGER-732
ATL
Member since Jun 2013
2291 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 4:38 am to
How soon can I take vacation?

Do you really give pay raises at the end of the probationary period?

Can I see your financial statements?
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 4:43 am to
Do you press charges?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 4:59 am to
Do they run criminal background checks. Will you be required to take a drug test.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:12 am to
ask how big their dick is and if they are willing to take it out for harambe
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19317 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:14 am to
Vacation how much

Drug testing hair or urine random??
This post was edited on 10/29/16 at 6:15 am
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:19 am to
What's crazy cool now is if you are a woman you can talk how you will be pregnant when you start, so you can let them know you will be needing time off...

And it is illegal to not give you the job for needing that medical leave.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:19 am to
My go-to is

Why do you like working at _____?
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16264 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:35 am to
Do you guys really enforce the sexual harassment policy here?
if female interviewer just stare at her tits the whole interview. You should be money with this advice.
This post was edited on 10/29/16 at 6:38 am
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:38 am to
quote:

ask how big their dick is and if they are willing to take it out for harambe


His dick will already be out for Harambe during the interview, so it will be a natural topic of discussion.
Posted by LSU Delts
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2625 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:40 am to
I did interviewing for my company for years. Email me at what you see to the left. All lower case and one word at yahoo.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16264 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:45 am to
quote:

I did interviewing for my company for years. Email me at what you see to the left. All lower case and one word at yahoo.


Come on man we giving this kid some solid advice and here you are ruining it .











kidding
This post was edited on 10/29/16 at 6:47 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69231 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 7:05 am to
Ask if they frick on the first date. What's their favorite tequila. Do they take taxes out of your paycheck or can you just handle that on your own. Have they ever been sued for sexual harassment. Those are just the ones off the top of my head
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
10324 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 7:13 am to
Is fishing off the company pier frowned upon or encouraged
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 8:12 am to
What brand of toilet paper do you guys stock the bathrooms with?
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 9:34 am to
On a serious note, I ask what keeps them excited to come to work everyday.


It's easy to be excited on the first day, the first few months. What keeps you just as excited to come to work on day 934 as it did on day 1.
This post was edited on 10/29/16 at 9:35 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 9:43 am to
Favorite color of Skittles?

Beatles or Stones?

Dogs or Cats?

What's your sign?

(In the Great State of Alabumble:)
Who ya fur?

Would you rather die of heat exhaustion or exposure to cold temperature?

What's your innermost feelings about the term "splendid isolation"?

Describe backwards (from finish to start) the valve setting procedure on N-Series GM 6-71 Series engines in the Swabian German dilalect.
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
33424 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 10:37 am to
Who's the company whore?
Is it ok to entertain clients at strip clubs?
How much do you make?
Any homos work here?
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