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re: Best one liners after sex
Posted on 2/7/25 at 3:09 pm to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 3:09 pm to hometownhero89
Eight inches; why do you ask?
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 3:10 pm to hometownhero89
"alright time to go to bed"
Posted on 2/7/25 at 3:30 pm to hometownhero89
quote:
"I haven't been f-ed like that since grade school"
- Marla, Fight Club
This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 11:48 pm
Posted on 2/7/25 at 3:47 pm to hometownhero89
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:30 pm to hometownhero89
1. "I know pronounce you cured of lesbianism."
2. (in the voice of that short lady from Poltergeist) "This house is now
clean..."
3. "Epstein didn't kill himself."
2. (in the voice of that short lady from Poltergeist) "This house is now
clean..."
3. "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:39 pm to hometownhero89
Elvis has left the building
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:43 pm to baw ex machina
“Thanks, mom”
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:44 pm to Pvt Hudson
“Got change for a ten?”
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:16 pm to hometownhero89
Yank me and crank me
but don’t wake up and thank me.
but don’t wake up and thank me.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:33 pm to hometownhero89
Elaine
LINK
LINK
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:39 pm to hometownhero89
There was a Stutter Convention. After the first day, three convention goers were at the hotel bar. In walks a beautiful call girl. She hears them talking and feels sorry for them. She walks up and says, "tell you what, the first one who can tell me where they're from without stuttering, I'll take you upstairs and we'll have wild sex!"
The first guy quickly says, "De-De-De Troit!" Second guys yells out, "Chi Chi Chi cago!"
The third man confidently says "Miami".
The hooker, so impressed, takes him upstairs and has passionate intercourse with the man.
Afterward, he silently puts on his clothes, walks to the door, turns around and says, "Be Be Be ach!"
The first guy quickly says, "De-De-De Troit!" Second guys yells out, "Chi Chi Chi cago!"
The third man confidently says "Miami".
The hooker, so impressed, takes him upstairs and has passionate intercourse with the man.
Afterward, he silently puts on his clothes, walks to the door, turns around and says, "Be Be Be ach!"
Posted on 2/8/25 at 8:36 am to hometownhero89
If I had a one-night stand, I would always say this the next morning:
Be gone, foul temptress. But before exiting, know Ye this...you have been afforded the greatest rapture of your young life by yours truly, Edward Montagu, Earl of Cornwall.
None of them would ever return my phone call, for some reason.
Be gone, foul temptress. But before exiting, know Ye this...you have been afforded the greatest rapture of your young life by yours truly, Edward Montagu, Earl of Cornwall.
None of them would ever return my phone call, for some reason.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 9:55 am to hometownhero89
Whadaya mean ‘the wrong hole’?…
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:42 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
Y’all’s exchange there madd me laugh out loud
And Uncle Kafka wouldn't even play along, a weak attempt at keyboard dominance if you ask me.
Weird times when the OT All Stars start relying on victimhood and downvotes.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 2:05 pm to lowhound
Speaking of that meme from kingpin
I never knew that the landlady from Kingpin was Magda
Mary’s roommate from
There’s something about Mary
I never knew that the landlady from Kingpin was Magda
Mary’s roommate from
There’s something about Mary
Posted on 2/8/25 at 2:08 pm to KTShoe
Posted on 2/8/25 at 6:19 pm to hometownhero89
Rectum? Damn near killed em!
Posted on 2/8/25 at 6:36 pm to hometownhero89
I hope I didn’t hurt you.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 7:42 pm to hometownhero89
My granddad taught me that move
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