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re: Best one liners after sex
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:23 pm to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:23 pm to hometownhero89
I was seeing this girl in college. She wouldn’t put out so I asked her why. Her answer was that she liked me.
After we finally hooked up, I said “I guess you don’t like me anymore.”
She didn’t want to hangout anymore. ??
After we finally hooked up, I said “I guess you don’t like me anymore.”
She didn’t want to hangout anymore. ??
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:24 pm to TDsngumbo
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TDsngumbo
“You’ve rarely been more impressed, I gar-Ron-tee.”
Say less.
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:26 pm to hometownhero89
"I'm not as young as I used to be".
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:30 pm to hometownhero89
Not a one liner but still hilarious-
Overheard at a house party as a guy is exiting the room:
Girl- hey come back I did not finish
Guy- I don't know you like that
Overheard at a house party as a guy is exiting the room:
Girl- hey come back I did not finish
Guy- I don't know you like that
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:36 pm to hometownhero89
“I’ll call you an uber”
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:36 pm to hometownhero89
I think i love you
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:42 pm to hometownhero89
Do you prefer Zelle or Venmo?
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:46 pm to hometownhero89
quote:
Your best one liner after sex. I’ll start. “Thank you, Feng Feng”
Ok Eric Swalwell.
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:47 pm to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:48 pm to BunkieWrench
I hope I didn't just get Aids again.
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:48 pm to blueboxer1119
quote:
Ok Eric Swalwell
Glad we still have some educated listeners in the audience.
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:55 pm to hometownhero89
“Do you prefer Uber or Lyft?”
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:56 pm to hometownhero89
“That sandwich isn’t going to make itself”
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:59 pm to hometownhero89
"Is hometownhero89 still living in your basement or has he finally moved out?"
This post was edited on 2/6/25 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:02 pm to hometownhero89
You are one strange bird
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:08 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
Gaston had muscles IWHI
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:09 pm to hometownhero89
Do you have class tomorrow?
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:10 pm to AmishSamurai
quote:
AmishSamurai
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:12 pm to hometownhero89
Thank you, but no I’ve never measured it before
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