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Best bad Valentines date night stories
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:05 am
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:05 am
I’m sure we’ve all been there before: planned something fun and romantic and had it blow up in your face. What’s your best disaster date?
For me: I had been dating my SO at the time for about 2 years and planned to take her out for a romantic dinner followed by a play (she had to see at least so many plays for her gen ed class). Well, I didn’t realize how far the restaurant was from the theater (Roberto’s River Road), plus, I took a wrong turn and ended up going the long way to Plaquemines Point. By the time we drove up to the restaurant, it was time to leave for the play. The play was predictable, but not too bad, but we were starving the whole time. After the play, at like 11, we finally had dinner at Raising Canes.
For me: I had been dating my SO at the time for about 2 years and planned to take her out for a romantic dinner followed by a play (she had to see at least so many plays for her gen ed class). Well, I didn’t realize how far the restaurant was from the theater (Roberto’s River Road), plus, I took a wrong turn and ended up going the long way to Plaquemines Point. By the time we drove up to the restaurant, it was time to leave for the play. The play was predictable, but not too bad, but we were starving the whole time. After the play, at like 11, we finally had dinner at Raising Canes.
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 9:06 am
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Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:07 am to kingbob
Wow. That's just insane! How did you ever recover from this tragic turn of events?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:09 am to kingbob
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planned something fun and romantic and had it blow up in your face.
Well, in my case she was the one who had that happen.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:10 am to schatman
I created an alter account and started posting threads with titles like “we need to stop blaming white people”
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:11 am to kingbob
I broke up with a girl on Valentine's Day once. Didn't intentionally plan to do that, it just sort of happened that night.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:11 am to kingbob
will be a lot of truth in this thread
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:13 am to kingbob
My girlfriend and I went eat at Olive Garden (it was a tradition for us because that was where we had our first date years ago) for Valentines Day back in 2004. All was well. The food was good, conversation was great, and I was looking forward to getting her back home to get my "present".
On the way home her stomach started hurting real bad over something she ate. The closer we got home the worse it got. Pretty soon she was hyperventilating and all tense trying not to shite on herself.
Breathing heavy, hyperventilating, and other noises were coming from her as she tried to not shite on herself. When we were about 5 minutes from her house she suddenly stopped. I looked over at her and we made eye contact and she simply said, "I went" as she had the most embarrassed look her her face I've ever seen.
My seat was ruined.
Every Valentines Day I remind my wife, as we eat dinner, about the time she shite her brains out in liquid fashion all over the seat of my first car.
On the way home her stomach started hurting real bad over something she ate. The closer we got home the worse it got. Pretty soon she was hyperventilating and all tense trying not to shite on herself.
Breathing heavy, hyperventilating, and other noises were coming from her as she tried to not shite on herself. When we were about 5 minutes from her house she suddenly stopped. I looked over at her and we made eye contact and she simply said, "I went" as she had the most embarrassed look her her face I've ever seen.
My seat was ruined.
Every Valentines Day I remind my wife, as we eat dinner, about the time she shite her brains out in liquid fashion all over the seat of my first car.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:13 am to kingbob
I don’t think I’ve ever been to a restaurant on Valentine’s Day. Amateur hour
Also this is a oweo post
Also this is a oweo post
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:14 am to TDsngumbo
Your wife is disgusting and your should have left her right when she did that.
Nasty.
Nasty.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:16 am to 225Tyga
Baw, she couldn't help it. We found out later that she has some significant gastrointestinal issues that she inherited. I'm a compassionate and understanding man.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:18 am to kingbob
This one will probably be the least romantic yet.
We are getting BBQ take out and gonna work on potty training a toddler.
I got a good gift though
We are getting BBQ take out and gonna work on potty training a toddler.
I got a good gift though
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:19 am to kingbob
I had a date set up with this girl for after I got off work. It was going to be our third or fourth date. I ended up having to work late because someone didn't show up. I called he and told her I was going to be late, and she basically told me to frick off.
I ended up at Ivar's with some buddies, and when we walk in I see Ross Neltner making out with some chick. When they come up for air, I see it is the girl I was supposed to be out with. My friends gave me so much shite, but also paid for my drinks.
I ended up at Ivar's with some buddies, and when we walk in I see Ross Neltner making out with some chick. When they come up for air, I see it is the girl I was supposed to be out with. My friends gave me so much shite, but also paid for my drinks.
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 9:20 am
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:20 am to Displaced
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This one will probably be the least romantic yet.
We are getting BBQ take out and gonna work on potty training a toddler.
Nothing wrong with that at all. Life changes and the definition of "date night" changes with it. Live life, love that toddler, love your wife, and thank God for them every chance you can.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:22 am to BlackAdam
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I called he
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:23 am to schatman
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schatman
why do you start threads asking for other people to make NSFW threads because you can't. How old are you? Do you not have a phone with internet?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:26 am to kingbob
I like to eat later at night and was too late for the lamb and had to settle for the beef tartare
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:27 am to kingbob
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we finally had dinner at Raising Canes.
Did she get a 3 finger combo?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:29 am to Boudreaux35
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Did she get a 3 finger combo?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:31 am to Ed Osteen
No, all I have is rotary dial. But I can borrow the computer any time I want and look at nice things.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:32 am to TDsngumbo
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This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 2:54 pm
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