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Beetlejuice is on the run

Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:06 pm
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:06 pm



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HAMPTON ROADS, Va. - (AP) - U.S. Marshals need help tracking down a convicted sex offender recently released from a Virginia prison after he failed to show up at a transitional center in Texas. News outlets report authorities say 44-year-old Matthew Ezekiel Stager was released Thursday from the Federal Correctional Complex in Petersburg.



This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 4:09 pm
Posted by OnTheBrink
TN
Member since Mar 2012
5428 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:07 pm to
Oh man...
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:08 pm to
Who looks at a guy like this and thinks "Yeah, he's ok, go ahead and release him."
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:09 pm to
Our justice system at work
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:10 pm to
He'll probably just blend in with the crowd.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46358 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:10 pm to
That's an insult to Beetlejuice
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:11 pm to
He knew we don't take well to his kind in Texas
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:11 pm to
You think this guy just gets black out drunk and his friends just do that shite for laughs?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:12 pm to
Does that one tattoo on his neck say 'fart'?
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:17 pm to
Making his way all the way from Germany
Posted by SCndaBR
BR
Member since Dec 2015
517 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:22 pm to
Er ist auf der Flucht!
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5192 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:28 pm to
At what point to do say, "ya know, enough is enough. I'm not getting the flower and the peace sign tatto. I'd just be too busy."
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16267 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:36 pm to
obviously had the tats put on to hide the balding head. Its ashame to looks like he had enough in the back for a comb over.
This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 4:38 pm
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Beetlejuice is on the run


with a mug like that it shouldn't be too hard to find him.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:37 pm to
Pretty sure he just decided to enroll in college.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:47 pm to
For the life
Of me I just can't see why someone you do that to themselves......
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106031 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:48 pm to
FAF
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34738 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:49 pm to
I was expecting this guy...

Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63273 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:50 pm to
sounds like he had basically completed his prison sentence and ran away from the halfway house...some people are just such dumbasses...
Posted by Fireman17
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
12366 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:51 pm to
Its a Human Catfish
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