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Ballmaxxing - The pursuit of bigger balls

Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:37 pm
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Ballmaxxing is all about going for the biggest balls possible. Why? Who really knows, but it's here and, according to Men's Health, there are some who have been wrapped up in the pursuit of bigger balls for many years.



Ballmaxxing is "electrifying, addictive, euphoric and transcendental" according to those pursuing bigger balls

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A 57-year-old man by the name of Marcus told the men's lifestyle magazine that he's been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades. It's a "passion he thinks grew out of the comic books he’d read as a child."

By his own measurements, his scrotum is "bigger than a mango" at 14.5 inches. He has managed to grow it to that size by injecting a surgical lubricant called Surgilube.

Why? He's not sure. But he's learned a few things along the way. He said, "I'm astonished at how flexible the testicles are. They just expand."


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Fascinating. Not only that there's someone out there doing that, but that he's not alone. Men's Health reports there's a subreddit for "saline inflation" that has more than 8,700 members.

They are, of course, sharing their own ballmaxxing journeys with one another. A journey described by Jack, 31, who told Men's Health, "Nothing really matches experiencing it yourself."


https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a70848194/saline-testicle-inflation/



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There's a "burning sensation" that is apparently part of the whole experience. An experience that has been described as "electrifying, addictive, euphoric and transcendental."

One may come to the conclusion that perhaps they have too much free time on their hands if they're pumping saline into their balls for fun. I say at least they're not carving people up in their basements.








This post was edited on 5/8/26 at 1:41 pm
Posted by nes2010
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:42 pm to
After a certain level of, uh, maxxing... wouldn't that mess with walking, sitting, scrogging, stuff like that?
Posted by duckblind56
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:44 pm to
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It's a "passion he thinks grew out of the comic books he’d read as a child."

What frickin comic books was this reading as a child?

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There's a "burning sensation" that is apparently part of the whole experience. An experience that has been described as "electrifying, addictive, euphoric and transcendental."


If he likes burning sensation in his nuts that much, then just go get a prostate biopsy.
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:45 pm to
I prefer ballminning. Damn things get in the way and mog my weiner.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:49 pm to
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By his own measurements, his scrotum is "bigger than a mango" at 14.5 inches. He has managed to grow it to that size by injecting a surgical lubricant called Surgilube.


Wait, that's not your balls bigger, that's just making the sac they come in bigger...

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his scrotum is "bigger than a mango"


That has to be uncomfortable huh...


Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:50 pm to
All one has to do in order to feel like you have bigger balls is get a vasectomy. You'll hit your balls on everything they'll be so big for a few days afterwards
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:51 pm to
They're big enough thank you
Posted by jdd48
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:51 pm to
Just the thought of a needle coming anywhere near my sack makes me nervous.
This post was edited on 5/8/26 at 2:35 pm
Posted by Potchafa
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:51 pm to
Ummm.

Posted by Remulan
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 1:56 pm to
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passion he thinks grew out of the comic books he’d read as a child."

pause
Posted by White Bear
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 2:00 pm to
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After a certain level of, uh, maxxing... wouldn't that mess with


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walking, sitting


Certainly, but a certain "natural" level of this does also (call it personal experience).

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scrogging,


So, in looking this up:

Scrogging, short for Screen of Green, is a cannabis training technique that uses a horizontal mesh or net to guide plant branches, forcing them to grow outward rather than upward. By weaving stems through the grid, growers create a flat, even canopy that maximizes light exposure and airflow, which significantly increases yield potential and improves bud quality.

Key aspects of the method include:

Canopy Control: The net restricts vertical growth, allowing cultivators to optimize space in low-ceiling rooms or small grow tents by spreading plants horizontally.
Light Optimization: Keeping all bud sites at the same height ensures they remain in the optimal "sweet spot" for light intensity, reducing shade and "popcorn" buds.
Timing: Growers typically top plants during the vegetative stage to encourage bushiness, then tuck branches under the net until it is 75–100% filled before switching to flowering.
Airflow and Maintenance: The open structure improves ventilation, reducing mold risk, and makes tasks like watering, defoliation, and pest inspection easier.
Strain Suitability: It works best with feminized seeds that can be kept in vegetative growth longer to fill the screen, though it can be adapted for autoflowers with careful timing.



Frankly, while fascinating, I'm not sure "Ballmaxxing" would do much either way for that.

Either way, I learned a new word.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 2:03 pm to
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Either way, I learned a new word.


That is not what scrogging means.

Posted by Hangover Haven
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 2:04 pm to
The funniest part about this, when he gets older and his dick shrinks up, it will disappear into his scrotum...

Working in a hospital, unfortunately, I've seen this on many older male pts...
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 2:08 pm to
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when he gets older and his dick shrinks up, it will disappear into his scrotum...


Kinda like the knot on a punching bag

Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 2:11 pm to
Thirty-one year old jack is not going to be amused as 72 year old jack when it comes to sitting down.
Posted by awestruck
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 2:13 pm to
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That is not what scrogging means.


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