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Posted on 12/11/22 at 10:52 pm to
Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 10:52 pm to
7th Ward is in St Louis now
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 10:53 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/19/22 at 5:16 pm
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 10:59 pm to
A smell that still haunts me
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 11:09 pm to
Had a college friend that wanted to show me the strip clubs on the Westbank.. I just remember unattractive women with bruises all over their legs..

Went to the Maiden Voyage one night and had this woman want to give me a private session. I didn't want to pay for that so she sat next to me and wanted to talk. She was pretty and had no tits but had really long nipples. Like just under 2 inches long. I couldn't take my eyes off of them. The conversation wasn't much and I gave a twenty.. The Maiden Voyage was choice back in the mid 90's.
Posted by 1LoudTideFan
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 11:11 pm to
Early 2000’s I’m at Tattletales in ATL with coworkers. One stripper tried to kiss me and stuck her tongue in my mouth. I had a megaton meltdown and stormed out.

My friends thought it was hysterical. I guess looking back now it was, but at the time I was legit furious for obvious reasons.




Posted by NPComb
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

Bad strip club experiences


No such thing
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 11:30 pm to
Was super drunk at Score's in Tampa and passed out while getting a lap dance. Stripper was on top of me and slapped the shite out of me to wake me up. I was like "WTF bitch?!?" And she says "Do you mind? I am working here." Me and the Bouncer started laughing so hard at her being pissed that I didn't even let her finish the dance.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:18 am to
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Sugars in BR back in the day. Rough


Their slogan was "20 pretty girls...and 3 ugly ones" and I'll be damned if the 3 ugly ones weren't there every time I showed up
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:29 am to
Not quite “bad” experience, but for all the novices headed to Vegas….

Spearmint Rhino is incredibly overrated. All the cab/Uber drivers waiting outside have their GPS destinations preset to the Palomino for all the disappointed guys/gals leaving.

Palomino girls will make you feel special. And the management are super classy and respectful AF (even when your drunk friend is snapping photos of the dancers, smh)
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 12:34 am
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:31 am to
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Short part:

Sure your Vienna sausage wasn't the short part ?
Posted by O P Walker
Birmingham
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:42 am to
Whats it gonna take to get you banned PERMANENTLY.?
Posted by Apache
San Diego
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:59 am to
In 1995 I went to Deja Vu in Ontario California. Me and my friends ate a bunch of mushrooms beforehand. It was my first time tripping on shrooms. I got way too loaded and passed out in the club. They had to drag me out of there. The music and lighting were too much to handle. That song from Jon Secada was playing and now I hate that song. The club had hundreds of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 1:16 am to
Just came back in to reminisce some of the good ole days. “Southern Kumfort” was fun back in the late 80’s-early 90’s. Shout out to Eldorados and Cinnamon’s down airline Hwy as well. RIP
Other poster mentioned Maiden Voyage down in New Orleans on Iberville. That was the place at one time. Turned into the Gold Club for a while afterward. Spearmint Rhino in Vegas is worth checking out once as girls from all over the world are there. 15 girls to every guy. High pressure salesmanship from these “ladies”.
You can skip Vince Neil’s Girls Girls Girls in Vegas. Nasty.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 1:30 am to
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Sugars in BR back in the day. Rough


I watched a bouncer they called The Barbarian beat the frick out of a drunk dude at the stage there. Fun night.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 4:19 am to
Even the bad experiences are good times. How can you have a bad experience when there’s tatats in the air?
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15700 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 4:46 am to
Only been twice. Once for a bachelor party and it was pretty fun but spent close to $200.

The other time with some old creepy dude on a work trip. Very awkward and weird experience. I just don’t get it. Got a cab back to the hotel after 30 minutes.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 4:49 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64973 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 5:30 am to
Worst: jaguars odessa circa 2017. Went with some floor hands. Someone got stabbed at the entrance and I wanted to leave. Rode with with the derrickhand and he was in the back. Couldn't get a cab and had to wait an hour for him to come out to leave.


Ill throw in a best because it was that good. Hustler Shreveport again with oilfield hands. Sitting at main stage and there was a gap between the stage and the a lower section to rest your drink. My lighter went in the gap. It was about 2 inch drop and couldn't get it. But when I shined my phone light to see there was a lot of trash in there. Was able to fish out 260 bucks of wadded 20s with my index and middle finger. Bouncer came over saying no pics told him my lighter went in there and he was cool about it
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 5:32 am
Posted by nwacajun
St louis
Member since Dec 2008
1646 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 5:47 am to
Finding out platinum plus in Memphis was closed.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 5:58 am to
quote:

Bad strip club experiences


In the end, arent they all bad after the fact?
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9558 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:18 am to
One of the strip clubs on Bourbon....went in with some work people and one of my co-workers was a regular. He whistled at this 6' amazon chick, who was prob 6'4" with the stripper shoes on. She signals for me to walk to the stage, which I do with some cash. She sticks my head between her tits with her left hand and punches the frick out of her right titty with her right hand, which ricochets into my face and that big titty knocked me clean the frick out. She was holding me up by the back of my pants by the belt.

Everyone was rolling laughing when I cam to. I was not thrilled.

Only time I've ever been knocked unconscious was by a stripper's basketball size titty.

There was another stripper (blonde) there that day with 3 nipples. She was very popular.
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