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Bad Legal Pleading Typo
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:14 am
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:14 am
This may beat the one where the lawyer in Florida needed a continuance because of "disk surgery" but the pleading said he needed "dick surgery."
Case pending in one of the Dallas County Courts of Law. Woman judge.
Apparently, lawyer's secretary didn't spell check. The heading reads "In The Cunty Court of Law No. xx"
Got any other great typos?
Case pending in one of the Dallas County Courts of Law. Woman judge.
Apparently, lawyer's secretary didn't spell check. The heading reads "In The Cunty Court of Law No. xx"
Got any other great typos?
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Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:16 am to chinhoyang
Who said that was a typo?
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:18 am to chinhoyang
I can't get to 12" on my own, brah..
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:19 am to gizmoflak
The "dick surgery" pleading:
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:25 am to chinhoyang
Not a typo, but there was a trial where a bar was accused of having girls solicit drinks from customers, prostitution, etc.
The questioning went like this.
Lawyer: "Mrs. XYZ, is it true that you were in fact "B" drinking in the bar in question that night?"
Mrs. XYZ: "Yeah, I be drinking but I wasn't drunk."
The questioning went like this.
Lawyer: "Mrs. XYZ, is it true that you were in fact "B" drinking in the bar in question that night?"
Mrs. XYZ: "Yeah, I be drinking but I wasn't drunk."
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:33 am to chinhoyang
Ive had lawyers ask me some really dumb shite but I guess not considered a typo
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:34 am to Clyde Tipton
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Mrs. XYZ, is it true that you were in fact "B" drinking
what does that mean
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:37 am to WG_Dawg
quote:
what does that mean
Bars pay girls to mingle around the bar and solicit drinks from single guys. They then cut the girls a piece of the action at the end of the night. The patrons never realize the girls work for the bar, they just think the girls like them. Most of the time the drinks bought don't have much if any alcohol, so some poor guy buys $6 kool aid shots all night.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:37 am to WG_Dawg
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what does that mean
A "B" girl sits in a bar and chats a man up, asks him to buy her a drink, which is extremely overpriced and may not contain any alcohol. It's a way to part a customer from his money. If he objects, the bouncer may have a friendly discussion with him. I don't know if it goes on much any more, but it used to be a thing back in the day.
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