re: Attractive women with really bad breath. What to do?

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Ugly guy with small hands. What to do?

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…just posted somewhere by attractive woman with bad breath.

Just know it.

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ask her if she would like a breath mint

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Then, after she takes one, say, "Why don't you gon head and take two."

This is a hard one but I would just tell them the truth and they’ll most likely thank you for it.

This reminds me of the commercial where a guy dies and thinks he goes to heaven.

There’s chocolate chip cookies and milk cartons everywhere .

He starts eating the cookies and goes for the milk and every milk carton is empty.

He was really sent to hell.

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How’d you fix the issue?

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I don't know... I started getting holes in my tonsils early 20s... had tonsil stones bad for awhile.

Now I'm 42 and get one only occasionally... maybe my swiss cheese tonsils got large enough holes things don't stick in them now.

That meme a ways back that mentioned it smells like nibbling on small pieces of shite was right on, unfortunately.

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Knew a cute girl in the 90's who had the worst breath ever. Turned out to be tonsil stones, I had never heard of them before. She had her tonsils removed and it cured it.

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Sooooooooo, who opened up the conversation about her breath smelling like someone shite in her mouth in order for her to tell someone that lol?

I met this woman once back around 2008 during i forget which hurricane it was, I brought her home(her power was out at the place she was staying at and I had a generator so) as I knew her from a mutual friend. We were liquored up the whole time. She was a smoking hott 25yr old blonde, 5'3 105lbs or so. She was smoking hot naked. However , she had a few rotten teeth on the side of her mouth and her breath was horrible which was odd because she had a very pretty face. Didnt know if it was drugs or she was pretty dumb to drop the ball that badly inside her mouth. I didn't know how to approach it. Her body hygiene was fine. After about 3 days of sex, eat, sleep and repeat, i brought her home (90 minutes away and never contacted her again). I couldn't get past the teeth and horrid smell in her mouth. Everything else was perfect. Crazy how shite goes. Would have dated her if it weren't for the mouth problems as she was very interested. I mean i just want to breathe normally.

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How do you tell someone their mouth smells like a toilet?

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"If you blindfolded me, I couldn't tell the difference between your a-hole and your mouth...



But I'd frick the shite outta both."

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was too old to really consider a tonsillectomy.

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na fuk that, have the surgery.

I tried to date a girl once and she had all excellent qualifications, smarts, nice, good person, great career, good looks, excellent athletic body but she had that shite and I tried to make it work and even told her about it. Luckily I lived 3.5 hours away. It is what it is. I wanted it to work out but it didnt. Try taping some shite to your nose and see if you can take it for more than 3 minutes.

Makes it an even easier choice to eat that arse