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At 20 years old, you have to lose a pinky or your hair

Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:12 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16774 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:12 pm
Your choice of pinkies taken surgically at the 3rd knuckle (the whole thing)




Or, effective immediately you lose your hair to match #5 or higher




What do you, or 20 year old you, do?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23036 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:13 pm to
Does the pinky have to be on my dominant hand?
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:14 pm to
I can’t finger your mom’s butt hole with my hair, so that.
This post was edited on 4/29/18 at 1:15 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63219 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:14 pm to
Crap, that’s a tough one I guess I go with the hair. I can always go with the Mr. clean look at age 20 and wear hats more often
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16774 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Does the pinky have to be on my dominant hand?



Yes, "your choice of pinkies" means from your dominant hand. I have 2 there, some people don't.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21020 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:16 pm to
Easy: Pinky.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42360 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:16 pm to
Hair
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:18 pm to
Hair easily. If you are in decent shape and decent looking, shaved clean is a good look
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23036 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Yes, "your choice of pinkies" means from your dominant hand. I have 2 there, some people don't.

I only read the title, which indicated "a" pinky, not both. In that case I'm taking baldness.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62617 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:19 pm to
I'm at about 3V at age 31. Started mid 20s. So I'm not totally qualified. But I'm not chopping off a fricking finger
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:21 pm to

Could I swap the pinky for the ring finger? I've found that at certain times during foreplay it just gets in the way.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16774 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

I only read the title, which indicated "a" pinky, not both.



Yes, "your choice of pinkies" means both, all 3 if you have 2 on your dominant hand.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:26 pm to
I'm almost 27 and I can already tell my hair isn't as thick as it was 5 years ago, and judging from my dad and grandfathers I'm pretty fricked in that department.

That said, I'd still give up my left pinky. No way I'm giving up those few precious years I would have left of a full head of hair
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16774 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:29 pm to
You give up your pinky, you get to keep the hair for good.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62617 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:31 pm to
Being bald is common. Being deformed is not
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23219 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Yes, "your choice of pinkies" means both, all 3 if you have 2 on your dominant hand.


You are bad with words, because the title reads differently.

Losing 2 fingers as opposed to hair is barely a consideration.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:33 pm to
This is one of those worthless threads that makes me regret the fact that I neglected to get drunk last night.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

decent looking


quote:

shaved clean


Does not compute
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

You give up your pinky, you get to keep the hair for good.


Oh that'd be a done deal for me. I'm terrified of my hair outlook over the next 5-10 years


Can I 3-D print a prosthetic pinky replacement?
This post was edited on 4/29/18 at 1:37 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16774 posts
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:34 pm to
If you can't figure this out, cut your arm off at the elbow.
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