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At 20 years old, you have to lose a pinky or your hair
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:12 pm
Your choice of pinkies taken surgically at the 3rd knuckle (the whole thing)
Or, effective immediately you lose your hair to match #5 or higher
What do you, or 20 year old you, do?
Or, effective immediately you lose your hair to match #5 or higher
What do you, or 20 year old you, do?
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:13 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Does the pinky have to be on my dominant hand?
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:14 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
I can’t finger your mom’s butt hole with my hair, so that.
This post was edited on 4/29/18 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:14 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Crap, that’s a tough one I guess I go with the hair. I can always go with the Mr. clean look at age 20 and wear hats more often 
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:15 pm to Ingeniero
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Does the pinky have to be on my dominant hand?
Yes, "your choice of pinkies" means from your dominant hand. I have 2 there, some people don't.
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:18 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Hair easily. If you are in decent shape and decent looking, shaved clean is a good look
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:18 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Yes, "your choice of pinkies" means from your dominant hand. I have 2 there, some people don't.
I only read the title, which indicated "a" pinky, not both. In that case I'm taking baldness.
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:19 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
I'm at about 3V at age 31. Started mid 20s. So I'm not totally qualified. But I'm not chopping off a fricking finger
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:21 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Could I swap the pinky for the ring finger? I've found that at certain times during foreplay it just gets in the way.
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:22 pm to Ingeniero
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I only read the title, which indicated "a" pinky, not both.
Yes, "your choice of pinkies" means both, all 3 if you have 2 on your dominant hand.
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:26 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
I'm almost 27 and I can already tell my hair isn't as thick as it was 5 years ago, and judging from my dad and grandfathers I'm pretty fricked in that department.
That said, I'd still give up my left pinky. No way I'm giving up those few precious years I would have left of a full head of hair
That said, I'd still give up my left pinky. No way I'm giving up those few precious years I would have left of a full head of hair
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:29 pm to BowlJackson
You give up your pinky, you get to keep the hair for good.
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:31 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Being bald is common. Being deformed is not
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:33 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Yes, "your choice of pinkies" means both, all 3 if you have 2 on your dominant hand.
You are bad with words, because the title reads differently.
Losing 2 fingers as opposed to hair is barely a consideration.
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:33 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
This is one of those worthless threads that makes me regret the fact that I neglected to get drunk last night.
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:34 pm to bamafan1001
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decent looking
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shaved clean
Does not compute
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:34 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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You give up your pinky, you get to keep the hair for good.
Oh that'd be a done deal for me. I'm terrified of my hair outlook over the next 5-10 years
Can I 3-D print a prosthetic pinky replacement?
This post was edited on 4/29/18 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 4/29/18 at 1:34 pm to OceanMan
If you can't figure this out, cut your arm off at the elbow.
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