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Asian massage parlors=very good fun

Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:24 pm
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4049 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:24 pm
They are reallll nice. A cheap escape from using your own hands. They are everywhere, all around you. They don't understand English but they definitely understand hand movements if you know what i mean fellas. Real good with that prostate touch at the end.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61178 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:25 pm to
Does this look like Craigslist to you?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77957 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:26 pm to
BananaManCan sure make shitty threads.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65494 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:27 pm to
I usually prefer to be tied up, beaten into submission, and berated with insults while they spit on me and burn me with cigarettes.

But a quick tug is sometimes nice.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57464 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:27 pm to
Dude nobody here wants to hear about your personal jerk off diaries, frick off with this
This post was edited on 12/15/16 at 11:28 pm
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4049 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:28 pm to
Don't knock it till ya try it fellas. Those women really get down if ya know what I mean.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:28 pm to
So many available women and you're out paying for a hand job. Think about it.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:29 pm to
I always give them an extra $5 and they really hook me up.
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4049 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:29 pm to
Have you ever had your prostate touched? Next level life changing experience. I cried my first time..
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:30 pm to
Are you new to our planet?
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:32 pm to

quote:

Have you ever had your prostate touched?


Yes

Posted by LSUFAN2005
Member since Aug 2004
1728 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:32 pm to
Thats gross bro. Letting a stranger stick her finger up your arse.
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4049 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:33 pm to
How many times do ya go a week bud? These girls really know how to get those knots out. Sometimes they may have stinky breath but that hj is something special. I like to spray before saying anything to them hehehe.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:34 pm to
I've never had the ol' rub and tug, but there is this one girl who gives amazing pedicures. I've contemplated asking her if she does massages.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

I like to spray before saying anything to them hehehe.


Riddle me this, what is the typical reaction to this maneuver?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63260 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

Sometimes they may have stinky breath


Go on.
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4049 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:39 pm to
You are better going off to the spa brother. I can say that I do give you the priviledge of knowing that I am partners with the mamaSan of one these high profile establishments. You get what you pay for. Bbbj=bareback blowjob are hard to come by these days my friend.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

How many times do ya go a week bud? These girls really know how to get those knots out. Sometimes they may have stinky breath but that hj is something special. I like to spray before saying anything to them hehehe.


I have never done this. I've been aware that certain massage parlors unofficially offer to jerk you off for about three decades, though, because I am not new to our planet.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57464 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:42 pm to
You fricked up your troll right there
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4049 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:42 pm to
Well you should try it my friend. Ever thought about an older Asian friend of yours that you wanted to inflate?
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