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Arizona man accused of faking own kidnapping to evade work

Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:08 pm
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:08 pm


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Arizona man accused of faking own kidnapping to evade work


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COOLIDGE, AZ — Coolidge police arrested a man who claimed he had been kidnapped near 1st Street and Northern Avenue in Coolidge to get out of work.

The Casa Grande Dispatch reported at around 5:25 p.m. on Feb.10 that police say they found 19-year-old Brandon Soules near a water tower with his hands bound behind his back and a bandana stuffed in his mouth.

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Soules told police he was kidnapped by two masked men. He says the men knocked him unconscious and drove him around in a vehicle before leaving him by a water tower.

Coolidge detectives conducted an investigation that found no evidence that a kidnapping or assault had occurred. Officers say when they looked at surveillance video to corroborate his story of him being hit over the head and stuffed in his car in front of his home, they saw no signs of any of his story being true.

He also alleged the kidnapping occurred because of a large amount of money his father had hidden around town, which was also fabricated.

He was arrested on Feb. 17 for false reporting to police.

Officers say Soules admitted that he made up the story as an excuse to get out of work during an interview.


Full article at link. And it's hilarious.

No word yet on if there's any relation to Jussie Smollet.
This post was edited on 2/24/21 at 1:10 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:14 pm to
Props to that guy for creativity anyway.

Wasting police resources and time gives him a point off though.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65890 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:15 pm to
people will work harder at getting out of work than if they actually worked.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:16 pm to
Instead of firing him, his employer should punish him by making him attend a corporate retreat...something sorta nice...but he’s locked into a conference hall somewhere deep inside with no window and an MBA prattling on about “synergy” and “teamwork.” That’ll teach him.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33878 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:17 pm to
Laying on the ground outside tied up doesn’t seem like more fun or more relaxing than going to work and getting laid
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35087 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:17 pm to
All he had to do was stick to his story.
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Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27392 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Laying on the ground outside tied up doesn’t seem like more fun or more relaxing than going to work and getting laid


Are you a prostitute?
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11327 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:21 pm to
so he got out of work only to spend the day under a water tower with his hands tied behind his back....how much does he hate his fricking job
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

so he got out of work only to spend the day under a water tower with his hands tied behind his back....how much does he hate his fricking job



Insanity. Why not just go to work?
Posted by Train is comin
Deer Park
Member since Sep 2020
853 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:23 pm to
I bet he's a hard worker when he does show up, though.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41185 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:27 pm to
All you have to say is "came in contact with someone who tested positive"
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3526 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:27 pm to
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3389 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

so he got out of work only to spend the day under a water tower with his hands tied behind his back....how much does he hate his fricking job


Yeah- I want to know what he does for a living.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61921 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

COOLIDGE


Consider the kidnapping
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57940 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Arizona man accused of faking own kidnapping to evade work


Has he ever heard of calling in?
Posted by Notnac
Vidalia
Member since Nov 2020
881 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:36 pm to
The news ladies were hot.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19357 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:51 pm to
I remember when some dumb figgit called in a bomb threat at a manufacturing facility I worked at because he didn't want to go to work. Circa 2007 I think. Joke was on him because they made everyone stay until they traced the phone call to a cell phone that was in the building when the call was made. He not only got arrested and fired a few days later when the records were officially turned over to the police, but had to sit there and sweat it out while the rest of us got a stress free extended break waiting on the cops w/ dogs to clear the building.

This kid at least has creativity, but he lacks judgement. I still respect the hustle.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27354 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:52 pm to
Dude wins the Internet for a day!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120262 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3496 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Why not just go to work?


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