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re: Are You Worried About Toilet Snakes?
Posted on 7/12/18 at 3:43 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 7/12/18 at 3:43 pm to LuckyTiger
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 3:46 pm to LuckyTiger
The toilet is supposed to be a sanctuary.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 3:55 pm to LuckyTiger
My grandparents own an antebellum home in Mississippi. There's an old story about a huge chicken snake appearing in one of the upstairs toilets. My grandfather and uncle went to gig it, one of them got scared, and stabbed the other one.
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 4:07 pm to LuckyTiger
Circa 2003 i had a roommate that said "holy crap, you haveto see this!!"
There was a dead squirrell in his toilet.
I asked him if he shitted it out like a richard gere hamster.
Only time he ever punched me.
There was a dead squirrell in his toilet.
I asked him if he shitted it out like a richard gere hamster.
Only time he ever punched me.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 4:08 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
Are You Worried About Toilet Snakes?
Well, I wasn't....
Posted on 7/12/18 at 4:20 pm to LuckyTiger
frick that noise. I saw ab article about that once. Had me paranoid for a couple months until I forgot all about it... Now you officially just made me paranoid again. Thanks a bunch. 
Posted on 7/12/18 at 4:25 pm to LuckyTiger
Not uncommon for houses in rural areas with septic systems.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 4:26 pm to LuckyTiger
You mean grocery snakes?
Posted on 7/12/18 at 4:35 pm to TheFonz
I heard a story, no idea if real or legend, but...
College buddies told story of former student sitting on toilet. Tucked inside under the rim of the front of the bowl was a spider. His John Thomas, like most John Thomases, was hanging down slightly into the bowl and grazed against the bowl or got very close to it. Spider bit the head of his penis. It became infected and swollen, the surrounding tissue dying. He had to be admitted to hospital where they had to remove part of his penis head.
College buddies told story of former student sitting on toilet. Tucked inside under the rim of the front of the bowl was a spider. His John Thomas, like most John Thomases, was hanging down slightly into the bowl and grazed against the bowl or got very close to it. Spider bit the head of his penis. It became infected and swollen, the surrounding tissue dying. He had to be admitted to hospital where they had to remove part of his penis head.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 5:01 pm to LuckyTiger
One of the businesses here in MS had this happen at their office. I didn't believe them, so they filmed it and showed me the video! They started putting ice in the toilet every morning to keep the snake out during the time that everyone had to crap! 
Posted on 7/12/18 at 5:19 pm to Spankum
Posted on 7/12/18 at 5:33 pm to LuckyTiger
Lulz imagine being half asleep going through your morning routine and seeing that f’er in there. I’d RPG my house and then re-light the ashes on fire.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 5:39 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 7/12/18 at 5:46 pm to Peazey
Nope nope nope
Posted on 7/12/18 at 5:49 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 7/12/18 at 5:53 pm to JCinBAMA
I told my family that I’ll never move back north again as I love living in the south.
If I find a snake in the toilet I’ll be sleeping on their couch before it hits the weekend
If I find a snake in the toilet I’ll be sleeping on their couch before it hits the weekend
Posted on 7/12/18 at 6:13 pm to Peazey
Lord Christ Almighty
Posted on 7/12/18 at 6:34 pm to LuckyTiger
Today Show Australia Toilet Snake
It's a YouTube video. Karl Stefanovic is fricking awesome #1, it has funny Australian words and a snake wrangla who don't give a frick.
It's a YouTube video. Karl Stefanovic is fricking awesome #1, it has funny Australian words and a snake wrangla who don't give a frick.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 7:36 pm to LuckyTiger
I think of a spider hopping onto the sack. 
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