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re: Are women really into dad bod?

Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:39 pm to
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14111 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:39 pm to
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What’s going on in this thread? 

Bunch of overweight fatties trying to justify their dad bods?






Present and accounted for.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:42 pm to
You should update my pic.


Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12820 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:42 pm to
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It's their pre-emptive rejection buffer. "I was never into guys with Affliction shirts anyway!!!"


Fify
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:43 pm to
I’ll admit I may not have a 6 pack at my age but at least I can still see my dick and my body fat is less than 15%
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:44 pm to
Only people who really give a damn about male bodily aesthetics are gay men. Women care about charisma, money, not being neglected, and whether he throws a good frick. That's about it. He can look like a bowl of burnt grits in the face and as long as those boxes are checked, it's on like donkey kong.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68505 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:46 pm to
Women are into confidence. Unless you are extremely fat it doesn't matter what body type you have. It's hilarious watching dudes workout six times a week and get irritated when someone "average" gets picked over them
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12820 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:47 pm to
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ignorant to the fact that he is getting a woman who already gave up her prime years(and best sex)


You must be in your 20s, you don’t know prime yet. They leave you crawling for an IV in their 30s.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:48 pm to
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Women are into confidence.


This. Money plays a factor to some but protect me and love me and I’m good.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68505 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:48 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 11:38 pm
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68505 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:49 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/30/19 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Carville
Sunshine, LA
Member since Jun 2014
5321 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:50 pm to
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DavidTheGnome

Lol, like you would know.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:50 pm to
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Keep going to the gym and working on that six pack.


The only six pack I’m working on is the one I drink everyday.

quote:

Gives me plenty of time to frick your girl


My “girl” is my side piece. You can have her.

I live with a lady and she’d laugh in your face
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11226 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:51 pm to
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Women are into confidence.


Bingo. My husband is the most confident MFer alive. It’s why our giant height difference is not even slightly a factor.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5135 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:51 pm to
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I prefer the term father figure.


Hey George Michael
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:53 pm to
All they want is someone to work, make good money, do shite around the house, don't sleep too late on days off, fix stuff, and don't drink too much.

frick all that.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:53 pm to
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Bingo. My husband is the most confident MFer alive.


He’s obviously knows the difference between confidence and arrogance, good for you, ELT!!
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14111 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:54 pm to
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The beta chump thinks he has it made. "WOW, look at this catch I got! I always knew that I, as a nice guy, would finish first in the end!", ignorant to the fact that he is getting a woman who already gave up her prime years(and best sex) to Chad/Brad/Thad. And when he wants to get kinky with her, "Ugh, gross, I don't do that! I am not that kind of a girl! (anymore)". So she gives him once a month duty starfish sex at best just to get him to shut up.  



Let's skip to the last sentence.

So the "beta chump" manages to scoop up some muscle guy's warmed over sloppy seconds. The woman who had to settle for him. And he still gets to buttfrick this gal once a month?

Ok.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 8:56 pm to
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confidence and arrogance,


Makes you moist doesn’t it?
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