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re: Are puns the lowest form of wit?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:28 am to Tigris
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:28 am to Tigris
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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme.
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits…
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:33 am to fr33manator
I find calling them "dad jokes" to be offensive and the sign of low intelligence.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:38 am to GreenRockTiger
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:43 am to fr33manator
Penguin walks into a mechanic shop to get his car checked out. Mechanic says looks like you blew a seal….penguin says no it’s just a little ice cream.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 11:16 am to fr33manator
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Dude…I mean, yeah, jokes should have some modicum of cleverness, misdirection, something…that’s what makes them jokes. They have to present a twist, something that makes them something other than just a normal sentence.
This is the definition of the word joke.
quote:
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
Amusement is in the eyes of the beholder. Do you think all comedians are funny? They are funny to certain crowds, but different people like different types of comedy.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 11:45 am to Roaad
quote:In sheer terms of laughter generated, fart jokes win by a mile.
Fart jokes
Oh, and the self-proclaimed funniest joke of all time: Fish Dicks / Gay Fish from Southpark.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:03 pm to OweO
Chris, is there anything you aren’t bafflingly daft on?
I mean, people laugh at you, constantly.
Are you a joke?
I mean, people laugh at you, constantly.
Are you a joke?
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:47 pm to fr33manator
What’s the opposite of “Firefly”?
Waterfall
Waterfall
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:38 pm to theantiquetiger
The wife and I spent a day at a giant flea market. She wanted to buy some things to decorate the walls of our new pool house. As we were leaving, she noted “all day long and I couldn’t find some oars.”
I replied, “Dont worry dear. We’ll stop at Winn Dixie. I’ll get you some marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and make you S’mores.”
I didn’t know what a dad joke was before that moment.
I replied, “Dont worry dear. We’ll stop at Winn Dixie. I’ll get you some marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and make you S’mores.”
I didn’t know what a dad joke was before that moment.

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