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re: Are puns the lowest form of wit?

Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:28 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129918 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:28 am to
quote:

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme.



What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?


One shucks between fits…
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32254 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:33 am to
I find calling them "dad jokes" to be offensive and the sign of low intelligence.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:38 am to
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
Posted by Biganeau
Thibodaux
Member since Jul 2021
65 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 10:43 am to
Penguin walks into a mechanic shop to get his car checked out. Mechanic says looks like you blew a seal….penguin says no it’s just a little ice cream.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117268 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 11:16 am to
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Dude…I mean, yeah, jokes should have some modicum of cleverness, misdirection, something…that’s what makes them jokes. They have to present a twist, something that makes them something other than just a normal sentence.


This is the definition of the word joke.

quote:

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.


Amusement is in the eyes of the beholder. Do you think all comedians are funny? They are funny to certain crowds, but different people like different types of comedy.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4998 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 11:45 am to
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Fart jokes
In sheer terms of laughter generated, fart jokes win by a mile.

Oh, and the self-proclaimed funniest joke of all time: Fish Dicks / Gay Fish from Southpark.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129918 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:03 pm to
Chris, is there anything you aren’t bafflingly daft on?

I mean, people laugh at you, constantly.

Are you a joke?
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:47 pm to
What’s the opposite of “Firefly”?


















Waterfall
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3906 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:38 pm to
The wife and I spent a day at a giant flea market. She wanted to buy some things to decorate the walls of our new pool house. As we were leaving, she noted “all day long and I couldn’t find some oars.”

I replied, “Dont worry dear. We’ll stop at Winn Dixie. I’ll get you some marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and make you S’mores.”

I didn’t know what a dad joke was before that moment.
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