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re: Approaching a delicate issue with my SO. Possibly NSFW

Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:58 pm to
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11174 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:58 pm to
When you have sex grab a handful of arse hair and pull it! After a few of those she'll probably do it with out you asking.
Posted by CoachKlein
Ratchet City
Member since Mar 2015
1492 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:58 pm to
Maybe I should request anal and hint that she should get ready, prepare her anus, etc.

I want to make it work but this thread has given me lots of good suggestions. You can always count on the OT to deliver
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5651 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:58 pm to
Turn her over?
Posted by CoachKlein
Ratchet City
Member since Mar 2015
1492 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:59 pm to
Turn her over? The best positions are from the back. Do you even sex bro?
Posted by Jack Mihoff
Lake Providence
Member since Mar 2015
50 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:00 pm to
If you truly love her and care about her, just accept it Coach.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37494 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

Sure it may be natural but hell it looks like mine. Nobody wants to see that when they're eating booty like groceries

Wait... You eat her butt beard?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5651 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:02 pm to
I know they are but I'm not the one complaining about some shrubs around the door. Me I'd shave it myself if it bothered me
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72724 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

When you have sex grab a handful of arse hair and pull it! After a few of those she'll probably do it with out you asking.

She'd be butt-hurt.

I guess I'm lucky as I never came across a femme de la cheveux des anus.

A Française it sounds tres intriguing...
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17982 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:15 pm to
Do her doggy style and stick a piece of duct tape to her a hole. Give it a rip and problem solved.

She'll thank you for it.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:17 pm to
You'll do nothing. The biggest issue in the OP is you referring to a girl you've been seeing less than two months as your SO.
Second biggest issue is you worrying enough about hurting the feelings of a girl you've been with less than two months that you're seeking advice from strangers online.

In conclusion: you'll do nothing because you put the pussy on a pedestal.
And even if you did do something and told her, she wouldn't do anything about it. She's going to do what she wants, she's clearly in full control of the relationship. You already whipped, son!
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3852 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:25 pm to
Same thing came up years ago and I just asked the girl why she didn't shave her crack.....she said it caused too much irritation/chaffing and didn't seem offended at all. I'd rather some hair than a chapped, red looking baboon arse, that's just me though.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:44 pm to
She's letting her asshair run wildly?

I don't even know where to start with a response.
Posted by CoachKlein
Ratchet City
Member since Mar 2015
1492 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 8:56 pm to
You are possibly my least favorite poster, aside from TH03
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 9:24 pm to
Glad I left an impression. You must know I'm right since I clearly struck a nerve.

Truth hurts sometimes, bro. You'll thank me later when you come out of the honeymoon phase and realize you're acting like a pussy.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 9:46 pm to
Seriously dude, pluck one of her cornhole hairs when you're getting it from the back. She'll get the hint
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