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Posted on 3/26/18 at 9:26 pm to Lithium
I agree on all counts, especially getting a BJ from your girlfriend.
Posted on 3/26/18 at 9:28 pm to yellowfin
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Scotch
The peatier the better i say!
Posted on 3/26/18 at 9:33 pm to X123F45
Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a frickin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Posted on 3/26/18 at 10:13 pm to Lithium
quote:Than what?
and getting a BJ from my GF who is 28 years younger.
Gravity and old man time, just like pussy, are undefeated.
A 28 year reset addresses the gravity issue.
Hit a lick for me Doc.
Posted on 3/26/18 at 10:19 pm to Jimbo21165
quote:
You have no life experiences........I have shite stained drawers older than you....... pretender
And yet I know enough to know that it takes a real piece of shite to say something like that when a man has lost a friend.
The only experience you have is the unique perspective of being a spineless shitstain who no one will miss when the world snuffs your dim inconsequential candle the frick out.
Posted on 3/26/18 at 10:28 pm to X123F45
I don't drink but my favorite desert is to pour Maker's Mark over vanilla ice cream (chocolate is also good), toss in some chopped walnuts and stir up the mix. Top it with some whipped cream mixed with the bourbon. Delicious.
Posted on 3/26/18 at 10:28 pm to X123F45
Please don't talk about booze right now. I would hate to have to use the little paper bag in the seatback.
"The only exercise I ever get is the shakes"
"The only exercise I ever get is the shakes"
Posted on 3/27/18 at 5:58 am to Kentucker
Do you even bread pudding, bro?
Posted on 3/27/18 at 5:59 am to X123F45
No
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:01 am to X123F45
Tequila
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:29 am to X123F45
Tequila
#1
#1
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:59 am to Jon Ham
quote:
Nothin like a fresh pack of fun dip and poppin a straw into an icy cold capri sun after a long week of third grade.
You're doing it wrong, young man. Use that straw on the fun dip and snort that shite.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:02 am to X123F45
A 2mg xanax and a 20 mg addy sounds a whole lot better to me but that's all way in the past and a no can do.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:06 am to X123F45
quote:
Is there anything better than bourbon?
Yes. Yes, there is a thing better than bourbon. Lots of things are better than bourbon.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:34 am to X123F45
sobriety?
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:42 am to X123F45
16 oz Juicy IPA
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:46 am to BlackPawnMartyr
quote:
The peatier the better i say!
I hate Scotch... frickin LOVE La-froyg
Posted on 3/27/18 at 8:34 am to ithad2bme
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I have a 20 litercharred white oak barrel of Glennfiddich 12 year that I have been keeping topped off for about a year and a half. I like it better than bourbon.
What? Splain please.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 9:24 am to X123F45
Rye
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