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Anyone using those arm warmers to get rid of farmers tan?
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:54 am
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:54 am
I hate having the farmers tan and I've discovered a way to slowly rid myself of it. I found these arm warmer things that cyclists use. They are just sleeves that slide over your arms but aren't attached to a shirt or anything. Slide right on and off.
I'm going to start wearing them over the tanned part of my arm from just above the elbow down to the wrists when I'm outside shirtless once the weather warms up. Over time I expect to produce a near perfectly even tan.
Has anyone else tapped into this technology?
I'm going to start wearing them over the tanned part of my arm from just above the elbow down to the wrists when I'm outside shirtless once the weather warms up. Over time I expect to produce a near perfectly even tan.
Has anyone else tapped into this technology?
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:55 am to Tiger Ryno
Why? Bitches love farmers tans.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:55 am to Tiger Ryno
So when you're outside shirtless you're gonna wear sleeves on each arm up to the bicep?
I think that'd look dumber than a farmers tan.
I think that'd look dumber than a farmers tan.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:55 am to Tiger Ryno
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I'm going to start wearing them over the tanned part of my arm from just above the elbow down to the wrists when I'm outside shirtless once the weather warms up.
Yeah that won't look odd at all
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:56 am to Tiger Ryno
This is the gayest thing I’m gonna read all day.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:56 am to Tiger Ryno
Look up how cowboys dress baw. Them dudes in the sun all day and don't get farmer's tans
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:57 am to Tiger Ryno
Do you do consulting? I'd like to hire you as my life coach.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:57 am to Tiger Ryno
I just put sunscreen on my arms so that I'm pasty white all over. Don't wanna degrade my privilege.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:57 am to Tiger Ryno
I like to channel my inner Allen Iverson.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:58 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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This is the gayest thing I’m gonna read all day.
I am just hoping he doesn't figure out that they also make leg warmers as well.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:58 am to Tiger Ryno
ao you just wana be casper white? much better
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:59 am to Tiger Ryno
I have a wife beater tan so I'll need something more intricate.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:01 am to TimeOutdoors
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I am just hoping he doesn't figure out that they also make leg warmers as well.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:03 am to Tiger Ryno
I've never had this issue
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:03 am to Tiger Ryno
Jesus, what a fricking stupid thing to worry about...
Please tell me you're trolling...
Please tell me you're trolling...
This post was edited on 3/14/18 at 10:05 am
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:12 am to Tiger Ryno
This seems arse backwards. Shouldn't you either wear the sleeves (or maybe a long sleeve shirt) or put sun block on your arms to prevent the farm's tan. Then when you take your shirt off, you won't look ridiculous with those sleeves on? I must be missing something here.
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:13 am to Hangover Haven
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Please tell me you're trolling...
Nope... he's really that dumb.
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