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Anyone using those arm warmers to get rid of farmers tan?

Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:54 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
108335 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:54 am
I hate having the farmers tan and I've discovered a way to slowly rid myself of it. I found these arm warmer things that cyclists use. They are just sleeves that slide over your arms but aren't attached to a shirt or anything. Slide right on and off.

I'm going to start wearing them over the tanned part of my arm from just above the elbow down to the wrists when I'm outside shirtless once the weather warms up. Over time I expect to produce a near perfectly even tan.

Has anyone else tapped into this technology?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10293 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:55 am to
Why? Bitches love farmers tans.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90319 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:55 am to
So when you're outside shirtless you're gonna wear sleeves on each arm up to the bicep?

I think that'd look dumber than a farmers tan.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:55 am to
quote:

I'm going to start wearing them over the tanned part of my arm from just above the elbow down to the wrists when I'm outside shirtless once the weather warms up.



Yeah that won't look odd at all
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:56 am to
This is the gayest thing I’m gonna read all day.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51935 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:56 am to
Look up how cowboys dress baw. Them dudes in the sun all day and don't get farmer's tans
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105299 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:57 am to
Do you do consulting? I'd like to hire you as my life coach.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:57 am to
I just put sunscreen on my arms so that I'm pasty white all over. Don't wanna degrade my privilege.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172318 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:57 am to
I like to channel my inner Allen Iverson.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13434 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:58 am to
quote:

This is the gayest thing I’m gonna read all day.


I am just hoping he doesn't figure out that they also make leg warmers as well.
Posted by TDcline
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:58 am to
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32604 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:58 am to
ao you just wana be casper white? much better
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:58 am to
carmello ftw:

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44879 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:59 am to
I have a wife beater tan so I'll need something more intricate.
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:59 am to
It’s called spray tan
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:01 am to
quote:

I am just hoping he doesn't figure out that they also make leg warmers as well.

Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52841 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:03 am to
I've never had this issue
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33640 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:03 am to
Jesus, what a fricking stupid thing to worry about...

Please tell me you're trolling...
This post was edited on 3/14/18 at 10:05 am
Posted by Slip Screen
Magnolia, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2191 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:12 am to
This seems arse backwards. Shouldn't you either wear the sleeves (or maybe a long sleeve shirt) or put sun block on your arms to prevent the farm's tan. Then when you take your shirt off, you won't look ridiculous with those sleeves on? I must be missing something here.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:13 am to
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Please tell me you're trolling...


Nope... he's really that dumb.
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