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re: Anyone own cats?
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:11 am to summersausage
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:11 am to summersausage
I take it rage reduction wasn't one of your new year's resolutions.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:13 am to summersausage
Why didn't you just clean the cat before you set him down?
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:22 am to summersausage
My ex had one. Meanest mofo I've ever met, you would walk within like 5' of him and he'd latch onto you and attack. That stupid arse (my ex) had him on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medicine that she paid absolutely insane amounts of money for. He ended up tearing her face up pretty good in the middle of the night so I brought him to the pound the next day and she STILL cried. I'll never understand womens fascination with cats
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:31 am to zmanthetigerfan
I'm not big on cats, but we have one and he's not too bad. He's fixed and declawed and he's pretty chill. Uses his litter box, doesn't tear shite up and if you are watching tv he'll usually come curl up on your lap.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:49 am to summersausage
We have an orange tabby and she is a goddess. And she knows it. If you dont understand animals dont own a cat. I think cats bring humility to humans. Sort of like the court jester to royals. And, just to be fair, cats arent the only animal to have their own shite stick to their fur. They dont have opposable thumbs for grasping toilet paper for frick sake.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:53 am to seeinspots
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If you dont understand animals dont own a cat. I think cats bring humility to humans. Sort of like the court jester to royals.
Meh, when the military starts strapping cats to their chest instead of dogs when parachuting into Afghanistan get back to me.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:55 am to summersausage
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Posted on 1/2/16 at 7:01 am to seeinspots
I got 3 assholes doing laps as I type.
One is an American bobtail beautiful cat it's like having a dog minus shitting in the yard
One is an American bobtail beautiful cat it's like having a dog minus shitting in the yard
Posted on 1/2/16 at 9:07 am to summersausage
I have one big lab and 4 cats that the wife rescued over time. Then the boys wanted to keep them. Dog claws have damaged wood flooring. Cats have torn up rugs wit their scratching. Cats have ruined furniture too. The one 14 yr old tuxedo cat is very sweet and always has been and causes no damage whatsoever. The other 3 are useless fur balls that sleep, eat, barf, and just fill up a litter box. Have to vacuum daily. And, they do get the doodoo on the butt occasionally that is as the OP described. 

Posted on 1/2/16 at 9:16 am to summersausage
Cats are definitely useless, but let's not pretend that living with a dog is any more sanitary. Our boxer does the occasional butt drag across the living room rug, drips water/drool/food everywhere, and has pissed on the floor more times than I can count. It is a perpetual cycle of cleaning up.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 9:23 am to summersausage
I'm confused. Is OP about owning cats or hating cats?
My feline will jump up and eat your larynx! Sleek. Cunning. Loves the Saints. A killer.

My feline will jump up and eat your larynx! Sleek. Cunning. Loves the Saints. A killer.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 9:36 am to BestBanker
I don't exactly like the cat. Like most are saying, he would definitely kill us if bigger but sure does get along with the dogs. It's just frikin nasty sometimes. Can't take it.
By the way, it's an orange Maine Coon. Google it. Sumbitch is big.
By the way, it's an orange Maine Coon. Google it. Sumbitch is big.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 9:55 am to summersausage
nobody "owns" a cat, the cat allows you to share his place with him
Posted on 1/2/16 at 10:02 am to summersausage
Is this your wifes cat?
Posted on 1/2/16 at 10:08 am to summersausage
Don't try to tell me that cats are normal life forms!


Posted on 1/2/16 at 10:13 am to Sebastian
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Is this your wifes cat?
Yep
Posted on 1/2/16 at 10:34 am to summersausage
I have a cat and she is awesome
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