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OweO
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Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
My BIL's daddy is a legit hoarder. He has this storage area behind his house that's.. I would say 1500sf. Yesterday he was telling me how his dad will see random shite and his famous line is "I could used that one day".

He puts all of this shite in his storage area.. The place is filled from top to bottom with shite and there is and little path to the back. Small enough that your average sized person could barely fit. Yesterday he showed me the inside and honestly couldn't believe it. It really looked like a place you would see on the show Hoarders.


Evidently if it wasn't for his wife, he would have shite everywhere. And while he justifies picking up shite by saying "I can used this one day", he has no fricking clue what he has in the storage area.

That's just insane to me. I know its a mental problem of sorts, I just don't know how people can have an area, whether its their home or anywhere else, where the junk just piles up and they don't want to do anything to get rid of it.


Paul Allen
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
I know a fake hoarder


lsutiger2010
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
Another bull shite story brought to you by Oweo


sabes que
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
I know some real whores.


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OweO
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
The word hoarder can be used loosely at times, I am talking about someone who throws nothing away. Thinks there is some use they can get out of just about everything they see so they keep it or pick it up to keep it.


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djangochained
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
You hoard neediness


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SEClint
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
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his famous line is "I could used that one day".
too bad he hasn't come across some grammar books


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OweO
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
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Another bull shite story brought to you by Oweo


Damn. Yeah, I just made up a story about a man and his storage area. WTF would I just make up some random story about a fake hoarder?


Allthatfades
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Darth_Vader
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
My step FIL was a massive hoarder before he died. As an example, one time in his garage I found a five gallon bucket full of... used spark plugs.


MickeyLikesDags21
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
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My BIL's daddy


Your BIL has a different pop than the one married into the family? Sounds trashy.
This post was edited on 11/27 at 9:39 am


beerJeep
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
He should do us a favor and hoard your wheelchairs


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OweO
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
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I found a five gallon bucket full of... used spark plugs.




What the hell did he think he could do with those?


scott8811
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
Used to have a client whose house I visited and his parents were well on their way. In addition to having piles of shite thy just lived like hoarders...it blew my mind. Their sink/counter was invisible due to a constant mound of dirty dishes and pots, most the time the stove was covered as well. In the years going over their all of the smoke detectors were beeping due to low batteries and they NEVER fixed them...just lived with the beeping. All of the families clothes were in one giant pile that stretched from the floor to the ceiling in the parents room...I watched this kid get told to put on something nice....he grabbed a moldy wrinkled pair of jeans from the middle if this mega pile. The daughter slept on the couch because there was so much shite piled up in her room.

But here was the kicker:
They only had one functioning bathroom and I would from time to time ask to use it. ...they light bulbs was burnt out and of course they didn't bother to fix it so most days I used my phone flashlight to find generally where the toilet was and piss. Well one day I said I needed light so they gave me a lamp and an extension chord
What I saw was horrifying! The toilet was full of stagnant piss and looked like it hadn't been flushed in a few days (no idea where they shat), there were flies buzzing around and caked on piss everywhere around the toilet. The tub had a caked on layer of brown residue, the sink was crusted with scum.... I firmly believe a few people in 3rd world countries had better hygiene conditions.

From that point on if I needed to use the bathroom I'd make up an excuse to need to go to the store and use a gas station bathroom. To this day I have trouble comprehending how people could have lived there that way....the whole thing blows my mind
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LSUMJ
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
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WTF would I just make up some random story about a fake hoarder?


Why would you make 100 new topics a day?


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Darth_Vader
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
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I found a five gallon bucket full of... used spark plugs.



What the hell did he think he could do with those?




I didn’t even question it. It was par for the course for him. He passed this last May and we’ve finally got rid of almost all of his junk. My MIL is happy she can park in her garage again. About the only thing left to liquidate is the 1922 Chevy. Before he died he did try to get rid of it, sort of. He called a local Chevy dealership and offered to trade it... even trade now... for a brand new Corvette.


OweO
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
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Well one day I said I needed light so they gave me a lamp and an extension chord




I bet it smelled good in there.


OweO
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scott8811
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
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I bet it smelled good in there.


It always smelled bad, but the whole house had a very strange odor.... that was the day I learned that odor was a combination of moldy clothes, unwashed dogs, stuck on food on countless pots AND stagnate piss. There were a few days where I would have to excuse myself periodically and take a fake call to get some fresh air


Athis
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re: Anyone Know A Real Hoarder?
I remember driving to a party with some people including my sister. We were late and my sister sees a chair on the street. I says pull over I want that chair. I said no because we were late. She got pissed and raised a fit.. so we pulled over and put the chair in the car..
I haven't been to her house in some years but at that time she had a bedroom full of all kinds of crap. She also collects dogs and cats..


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