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re: Anyone here a crayfish farmer?

Posted on 2/20/17 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 4:20 pm to
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crayfish



great troll
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 4:22 pm to
What do you want to know? Lease or buy land, buy traps, flood, seed, pray. You can make a fortune or loose your arse.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43335 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 4:22 pm to
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Anyone here a crayfish farmer?


Congrats. You just triggered all the cajun baws here.

Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40106 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 4:28 pm to
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what's a crayfish?
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68460 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 4:28 pm to
Ok Hugo Stiglitz
Posted by SamuraiJack
Member since Feb 2017
60 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 4:29 pm to
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What do you want to know? Lease or buy land, buy traps, flood, seed, pray. You can make a fortune or loose your arse.

how can i get into this
Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
4424 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 5:46 pm to
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loose your arse


try a sailor's knot.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19286 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 5:54 pm to
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crayfish


Boys we got us a snowflake over here
This post was edited on 2/20/17 at 5:55 pm
Posted by DGauTigers
Behind this computer...
Member since Nov 2016
743 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 6:03 pm to
The only thing that will make this thread better, a brief snippet of Mitch Hedberg's genius.

"When you're in Hollywood and you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things. All right, you're a stand-up comedian, can you write us a script? That's not fair. That's like if I worked hard to become a cook, and I'm a really good cook, they'd say, "OK, you're a cook. Can you farm?"
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 6:05 pm to
My grandpappy is a crawfish farmer. What's your facebook info? I'll throw you two into a group message together
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84871 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 6:09 pm to
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What do you want to know? Lease or buy land, buy traps, flood, seed, pray. You can make a fortune or loose your arse.



Myth.
Posted by tipup
Member since Sep 2005
1649 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 6:55 pm to
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the crawfish trees never grew.


You missed them if you were waiting on a tree to grow. Everyone knows they grow on bush's like creole tomato's.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7342 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 7:06 pm to
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I was until I discovered bookeeping.




FIFY
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97635 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 7:07 pm to
What do you want to know?
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17160 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 7:24 pm to
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Yes. It's been a tough season though, and you'll likely find prices to be higher than usual. We've had too much/too little rain, and it's been too warm/too cold this season, so our crop is feeling the effects of this unusual weather.


The Butterfly Effect. Somewhere in the Amazon Rain Forest a butterfly flaps it's wings. Crawfish prices rise 20%.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 7:32 pm to
I lease some land to two crawfish farmers.
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