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re: Anyone have a female friend who became a stripper for a short period of time?

Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:53 am to
Posted by stewie
Member since Jan 2006
4032 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:53 am to
Don't go to that strip club...don't go see your friend there.

If you want to see her "boobies," ask her out.



Going to that club is beta as hell, it makes you look desperate. She'll know she has you and that's the end of that...outside the club.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73876 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:57 am to
Go up there, but wear a pantyhose over your face.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 10:01 am to
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Had two.

One actually DID put herself through nursing school and is now a PA.


i LOVE success stories like these
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10064 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 10:03 am to
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An ex friend of mine's wife started stripping. He got all pissy when I told him that after work I was going down to the club to see his wife naked. We're not friends anymore for some reason.



Rumor got out that a co-worker of mine was "dating" a stripper. So a couple of us decided to go to the club where she worked and check her out. We get there and our co-worker that she's "dating" is sitting over in a dark corner having a beer while she's sitting next to him.

Well, it comes her time to get up on the stage. One of my buddies goes up to tip her and also asks if she would like to give him a dance when she comes off stage. She agrees. So at the end of her set, my buddy walks with her to the VIP room, looks over at the our co-worker sitting in the corner and gives him the biggest shite eating grin. That dude got so fricking pissed.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 10:05 am to
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Going to that club is beta as hell, it makes you look desperate.



this guy gets it
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 10:10 am to
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So at the end of her set, my buddy walks with her to the VIP room, looks over at the our co-worker sitting in the corner and gives him the biggest shite eating grin. That dude got so fricking pissed.


Reason 2,459 on why you don't date whores.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:03 am to
1) Yes, and gave her some tips. No, I didn't get a lapdance
2) No, she did it because she wanted to, not because she needed the money. She used to dance and get completely naked around me all of the time
3) It was perfectly fine. She did it a few times because we had some stripper friends, and that was it


We are both sane, reasonable people. It was no big deal. I had already seen her naked a bunch of times, and had banged her a lot too. No problems or weirdness at all because we were both mature enough to deal with it
Posted by redbullwings
Member since Aug 2013
874 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:15 am to
Short period of time.. meaning 2 slow jam R&B songs?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:17 am to
holy shite
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52590 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Anyone have a female friend who became a stripper for a short period of time?

Yes, valedictorian of my class actually. We were good friends before and are still friends now.

quote:

1) Did you go see the friend dance?
Yes
quote:

2) Did you view the friend differently after she told you what she was doing?
Yes
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3) How did the whole situation work out?
She dropped out of Chemical Engineering at LSU and is currently a hippy living in a cabin in Northern California.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:48 am to

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1) Did you go see the friend dance?
2) Did you view the friend differently after she told you what she was doing?
3) How did the whole situation work out?

Being a straight male, of course I would love to see my female friend basically nude. Like Ron White said: "Once you have seen one of them naked, you want to see the rest of them naked". But I don't want to make it potentially awkward for her, either. What would the OT do?


Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 11:52 am to
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Well I DO have many leather-bound books and my apartment DOES smell like rich mahogany...


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Judging from your responses, I'm sure they're all JRR Tolkien books and mahogany hat boxes for your fedoras.



this shite made me LOL...
Posted by Menji
Las Vegas
Member since Jan 2009
671 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:04 pm to
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Judging from your responses, I'm sure they're all JRR Tolkien books and mahogany hat boxes for your fedoras.


Got me. Lulz'd.
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6077 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:09 pm to
Story of a girl from Louisiana who went to a Louisiana university who then moved to DFW area after college. She was let go from her job quickly then didn't want to tell mom or dad she was unemployed, so she started stripping and making bank. Eventually someone from found out and spilled the beans. Everyone knows, but her parents won't admit it. I hear she is making a fricking killing, plus has benefits, 401k, etc. Seriously. Good for her. I see what she does as no worse than me representing criminals in court each day.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:23 pm to
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plus has benefits, 401k, etc.
Yeah, that doesn't happen
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6077 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:33 pm to
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Yeah, that doesn't happen


Yes it does. The Lodge in Dallas, Tx. That place will event pay girls college tuition. Apparently its the high dollar strip joint in DFW.
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:36 pm to
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quote:
Going to that club is beta as hell, it makes you look desperate.



this guy gets it


Does he? I'd like to think after a 6 YEAR platonic relationship even a dirty dumb stripper would've pegged this dude already
Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4544 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:40 pm to
Absolutely. And she's Asian.
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
6231 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:43 pm to
How did the op find out about this? If she told him she is down to frick.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 12:52 pm to
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The Lodge in Dallas, Tx


Place is badass. Wouldn't say it's more high dollar than Jaguar
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