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re: Anyone have a female friend who became a stripper for a short period of time?
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:51 am to BabyTac
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:51 am to BabyTac
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You sound pretty beta that hopes one day to not be friend zoned. That hope will depress you when you see any man that has a $20 get more than you have even tho you've invested so much time praying one day you'll exceed the friend zone. Then you'll get more depressed when you find out she's banging the flat bill door guy and you're still in the friend zone. Then she'll get knocked up by some random tatted up guy she met as a customer and fell for and end up marrying him. You'll still go to the wedding as a friend as there is no more hope you'll ever get out of the friend zone while realizing you've wasted several years comforting this whore and got nothing in return.
Nah...none of this is true. Good hypothesis though.
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:51 am to LSUGrad9295
Absolutely. Who wouldn't want to see their hot female friends half naked. If she's any good you need to parlay yourself into her pimp. That's where the big money is.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:52 am to LSUGrad9295
Wait a minute. You have a friend that is going to strip and you don't post a pic or give a location where we can see (and contribute) to this chick?
Well you, sir, may accept this down vote as a token of my disgust. Good day to you and may God have mercy on your soul.
Well you, sir, may accept this down vote as a token of my disgust. Good day to you and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:52 am to LSUGrad9295
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Being a straight male, of course I would love to see my female friend basically nude. But I don't want to make it potentially awkward for her, either. What would the OT do?
This post was edited on 7/8/15 at 8:54 am
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:53 am to LSUGrad9295
I probably wouldn't go see a strictly friend strip. Wouldn't want to see that person sexually explicit.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:55 am to torrey225
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They don't get nude.
They do in the caribbean.
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Anyone have a female friend who became a stripper for a short period of time?
Sorta. Saw the girl I lost my virginity to in high school at a real trashy strip club in NELA. I knew she was a stripper now because she has 3 kids (none mine) and has been divorced 2 times by the time she was 23. I spoke and bought her a drink and went on about my night.
If it was a current friend I wouldn't avoid the club because she worked there, but I wouldn't go there just because she worked there. If you ever wanted to bang her the second $$$ changed hands then that shot is over (unless she is hooking on the side).
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:55 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Being a straight male, of course I would love to see my female friend basically nude. But I don't want to make it potentially awkward for her, either. What would the OT do?
You would rather stay at home and comb your neck beard than go see naked chicks? Tells me all I need to know.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:56 am to LSUGrad9295
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What would the OT do?
Move out of the trailer park.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:56 am to BabyTac
Yup. Twenty bucks says he goes to see her then gets so jealous watching his platonic friend strip that he sells his car to help her out of her "money crunch" out whatever the frick. She takes the money, never pays it back and OP continues to masturbate to the one time he saw her give a Mexican dude a lap dance.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:56 am to LSUGrad9295
My in-law. And I have never stepped foot back in there since.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 8:59 am to XxDRS
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Yup. Twenty bucks says he goes to see her then gets so jealous watching his platonic friend strip that he sells his car to help her out of her "money crunch" out whatever the frick. She takes the money, never pays it back and OP continues to masturbate to the one time he saw her give a Mexican dude a lap dance.
Not even close. I have no feelings for this girl whatsoever...i just want to see her boobies and not look like the pervy friend in doing so.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:00 am to oleyeller
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have a cousin who stripped on bourbon for a while
So was it awkward when she was giving you a lap dance?
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:00 am to LSUGrad9295
Advice:
Don't go see her strip. She probably won't respect you afterwards. Strip clubs are full of staph bacteria and desperate losers. Keep your dignity.
Don't go see her strip. She probably won't respect you afterwards. Strip clubs are full of staph bacteria and desperate losers. Keep your dignity.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:00 am to SnoopALoop
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My in-law. And I have never stepped foot back in there since
Was she hot?
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:02 am to LSUGrad9295
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.i just want to see her boobies and not look like the pervy friend in doing so.
This isn't really possible. You could try wearing a smoking jacket and smoke a pipe while she's onstage as you eye her in an inquisitive, critiquing manner but you'll probably end up looking like a pervy professor.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:04 am to LSU1NSEC
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Advice:
Don't go see her strip. She probably won't respect you afterwards. Strip clubs are full of staph bacteria and desperate losers. Keep your dignity.
Are you the pitcher or the catcher?
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:05 am to upgrayedd
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You could try wearing a smoking jacket and smoke a pipe while she's onstage as you eye her in an inquisitive, critiquing manner but you'll probably end up looking like a pervy professor.
Well I DO have many leather-bound books and my apartment DOES smell like rich mahogany...
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:08 am to LSUGrad9295
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Not even close. I have no feelings for this girl whatsoever...i just want to see her boobies and not look like the pervy friend in doing so.
Ok gotcha. Well since y'all are such close friends, maybe next time y'all are getting pedicures you could go through her phone and find some naughty pictures she shares with people she actually views as men, text those to yourself and there you go.
Then you can carry on your great friendship with no awkwardness at the next brunch.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:08 am to LSU1NSEC
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Don't go see her strip. She probably won't respect you afterwards.
She is a stripper, who gives a frick if she respects you. She is getting naked for money.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:10 am to oleyeller
If it's your kin, they are "exotic dancers".
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