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re: Anyone ever had your wife tell you to go sleep on the couch?

Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:53 pm to
Posted by CLane33
Member since Sep 2016
478 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:53 pm to
Couches are a lot bigger and more comfortable now a days. Getting banished to the couch is a pretty inconsequential punishment really.

Don’t tell the women, but I think most guys are just fine stretching out on a big comfortable sectional and accepting the consequences of their actions!
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1548 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:03 pm to
Wow, my living room has a couch too.

Really makes you think.
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
940 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:03 pm to
Never go to bed angry and never sleep on the couch. If she can't handle that, you chose poorly.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

I told her that’s fine I love sleeping on the couch it’s like camping!


Well, you certainly told her.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:07 pm to
Been sleeping in separate beds for months now

Oh and I’m ok already
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 12:52 am
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:08 pm to
I’m pretty far from alpha but there’s nobody alive who can tell me not to sleep in my own bed.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10505 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:14 pm to
Oh yea she she did, but I always slept in my bed. She slept on the coach. I pay the bills. If she didnt like me, she slept on the couch when we fought no matter how much she bitched about me being in the bed. Its my shite. If she dont like it she can get the frick out. We have a much better relationship today than we did months and years ago. No problems anymore. We had to learn each other and respect each other. Now that I have all the money and she only gets a small allowance, I think she figured things out.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:15 pm to
Nice
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:27 pm to
Pretty much every single husband married over five years
Posted by StickD
Houston
Member since Apr 2010
11841 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:31 pm to
Good luck with that baw dude72
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:55 pm to
No. I’ve never not slept in my own bed.

Even then, why would I sleep on the the couch when I have a perfectly good guest room?
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 12:02 am
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 12:38 am to
quote:

Never go to bed angry and never sleep on the couch. If she can't handle that, you chose poorly.


I’ve been married 20 years. It’s certainly rare, but in 20 years of sharing everything and existing in close proximity, we’ve pissed each other off to do both scenarios above. Any couple with our tenure who hasn’t scares the living shite out of me.

Edit - my guest rooms don’t have a 55” HDTV like the living room does, plus it’s easier to not have to make a bed.
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 12:41 am
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
940 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 12:59 am to
quote:

I’ve been married 20 years. It’s certainly rare, but in 20 years of sharing everything and existing in close proximity, we’ve pissed each other off to do both scenarios above. Any couple with our tenure who hasn’t scares the living shite out of me.
We're celebrating our 27th next month. Lots of ups and downs, but we've never had separate sleeping arrangements because of a fight/argument/disagreement.

eta quote
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 1:02 am
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39555 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 1:08 am to
If I’m snoring after a night of cigars and scotch I sleep on the couch because that’s courteous for the wife.

If there are sleeping problems because she’s being a bitch I just crash at my girlfriend’s place.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 2:31 am to
Monthly at least
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 3:58 am to
quote:

Never go to bed angry and never sleep on the couch.


This for sure even after being married 39 years.

quote:

If she can't handle that, you chose poorly.


Two way street here.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43342 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:25 am to
NEVER go to bed angry at each other. Talk out your problems.
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 4:26 am
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6639 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:31 am to
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:43 am to
Yeah once. This is when I was the only one working too. I told her I’m sleeping anywhere I damn well please in a house I pay for.

She got even more upset but I got the bed to myself that night
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:19 am to
quote:

She was pissed! Then I told her that’s fine I love sleeping on the couch it’s like camping!


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