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Anyone else give your wife a copy of the 10 Commandments by Price Buster prior to marriage

Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:18 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:18 pm
I can't explain how important giving this to your fiance is because its the difference between Marriage and staying single!

Prince Buster 10 Commandments

One,
Thou shall have no other man but me

Two,
Though shall not encourage no man to make love to you
Neither kiss or caress you
For I am your man, a very jealous man
And is ready to lay low any other man who may intrude on our love

Three,
Remember to kiss and caress me
Honor and obey me, in my every whim and fancy
Seven days a week and twice on Sundays
Because at no time will I ever be tired 0f I-T "it"

Four,
Honor my name, so that every other woman may honor it also

Five,
Thou shall not provoke me to anger
Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily

Commandment Six,
Thou shall not search my pockets at night
Or annoy me with your hearsays

Commandment Seven,
Thou shall not shout my name in the streets
If I am walking with another woman
But wait intelligently until I come home
Then we can both have it out decently
For I am your man, a funny man
And detest a scandal in public places

Commandment Eight,
Thou shall not drink, or smoke
Nor use profane language
For those bad habits I will not stand for

Nine,
Thou shall not commit adultery
For the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder

Ten,
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress
Nor her shoes, nor her bureau, nor her bed, nor her hat
Nor anything that's hers
Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale

In any stores, for I will not give thee anything
But what you actually need for your purpose
These are the ten commandments from man
Given to woman
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51600 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:19 pm to
Yes I did. And she promptly threw it away and made me pay dearly for it.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:21 pm to
That’s some dumb shite podnuh
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41886 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:21 pm to
Reads like an incel fan fic
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31147 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:26 pm to
That will prevent a lot of divorces, mainly because it will prevent a lot of marriages.
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7196 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:29 pm to
You have one of those goofy arse “fun facts to read while you shite” books on your guest bathroom toilet don’t you.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

I can't explain how important giving this to your fiance
quote:

fiance
You people DISGUST me!

Preverts.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:48 pm to
Whoever wrote that is an insecure bitch of a man
Posted by KurtRussell
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2013
269 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:52 pm to
Is she allowed to drink before the engagement?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74875 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:54 pm to
Lame, you should feel dumb.
This post was edited on 8/4/19 at 1:55 pm
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