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Anyone else give your wife a copy of the 10 Commandments by Price Buster prior to marriage
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:18 pm
I can't explain how important giving this to your fiance is because its the difference between Marriage and staying single!
Prince Buster 10 Commandments
One,
Thou shall have no other man but me
Two,
Though shall not encourage no man to make love to you
Neither kiss or caress you
For I am your man, a very jealous man
And is ready to lay low any other man who may intrude on our love
Three,
Remember to kiss and caress me
Honor and obey me, in my every whim and fancy
Seven days a week and twice on Sundays
Because at no time will I ever be tired 0f I-T "it"
Four,
Honor my name, so that every other woman may honor it also
Five,
Thou shall not provoke me to anger
Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily
Commandment Six,
Thou shall not search my pockets at night
Or annoy me with your hearsays
Commandment Seven,
Thou shall not shout my name in the streets
If I am walking with another woman
But wait intelligently until I come home
Then we can both have it out decently
For I am your man, a funny man
And detest a scandal in public places
Commandment Eight,
Thou shall not drink, or smoke
Nor use profane language
For those bad habits I will not stand for
Nine,
Thou shall not commit adultery
For the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder
Ten,
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress
Nor her shoes, nor her bureau, nor her bed, nor her hat
Nor anything that's hers
Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale
In any stores, for I will not give thee anything
But what you actually need for your purpose
These are the ten commandments from man
Given to woman
Prince Buster 10 Commandments
One,
Thou shall have no other man but me
Two,
Though shall not encourage no man to make love to you
Neither kiss or caress you
For I am your man, a very jealous man
And is ready to lay low any other man who may intrude on our love
Three,
Remember to kiss and caress me
Honor and obey me, in my every whim and fancy
Seven days a week and twice on Sundays
Because at no time will I ever be tired 0f I-T "it"
Four,
Honor my name, so that every other woman may honor it also
Five,
Thou shall not provoke me to anger
Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily
Commandment Six,
Thou shall not search my pockets at night
Or annoy me with your hearsays
Commandment Seven,
Thou shall not shout my name in the streets
If I am walking with another woman
But wait intelligently until I come home
Then we can both have it out decently
For I am your man, a funny man
And detest a scandal in public places
Commandment Eight,
Thou shall not drink, or smoke
Nor use profane language
For those bad habits I will not stand for
Nine,
Thou shall not commit adultery
For the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder
Ten,
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress
Nor her shoes, nor her bureau, nor her bed, nor her hat
Nor anything that's hers
Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale
In any stores, for I will not give thee anything
But what you actually need for your purpose
These are the ten commandments from man
Given to woman
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:19 pm to MrLSU
Yes I did. And she promptly threw it away and made me pay dearly for it.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:26 pm to MrLSU
That will prevent a lot of divorces, mainly because it will prevent a lot of marriages.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:29 pm to MrLSU
You have one of those goofy arse “fun facts to read while you shite” books on your guest bathroom toilet don’t you.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:45 pm to MrLSU
quote:
I can't explain how important giving this to your fiance
quote:You people DISGUST me!
fiance
Preverts.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:48 pm to MrLSU
Whoever wrote that is an insecure bitch of a man
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:52 pm to MrLSU
Is she allowed to drink before the engagement?
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:54 pm to MrLSU
Lame, you should feel dumb.
This post was edited on 8/4/19 at 1:55 pm
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