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Anyone done one of those poop-in-a-box colon screenings?

Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:21 am
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:21 am
I’m actually past the age of needing one done, but I’d much rather this than a traditional colonoscopy. Research seems to show that the accuracy is really good. Experiences?
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:22 am to
I poop in a bowl
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Anyone done one of those poop-in-a-box colon screenings?

Yes but I’ll never get the results because my wife is no longer talking to me.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Anyone done one of those poop-in-a-box

Yes.
quote:

colon screenings?

No.
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:23 am to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9652 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:24 am to
Always wondered what kind of weirdo would go into a field where you shove things up people’s assholes.
Posted by Bucktail1
Member since Feb 2015
3190 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:25 am to
If you're talking about Cologuard, don't waste your money. They're very unreliable
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:26 am to
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Always wondered what kind of weirdo would go into a field where you shove things up people’s assholes
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:28 am to
You hate us because you anus
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:34 am to
I am in the same situation and have talked to my doc about them. She says insurance won’t cover it, so you’ll have to come up with the $500. If you think about it, I’m not sure it is that good an idea anyway. Normal colonoscopy removes polyps before they become cancerous....so your chance of getting colon cancer should be minimal. The tes you mention only detects cancer after you have in....less than ideal....
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30043 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:34 am to
just for shits and giggles send em some dog poop and see how they react
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:42 am to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:44 am to
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just for shits and giggles send em some dog poop and see how they react

Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:45 am to
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Always wondered what kind of weirdo would go into a field where you shove things up people’s assholes.


There is gold in the colon. GI Docs with there on the end suite cam make over 700K a year
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:51 am to
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GI Docs with there on the end suite cam make over 700K a year


Started drinking early?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:52 am to
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Started drinking early?

Hard to type with a finger in the arse.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11303 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:52 am to
Crap in the box and mail it back.
Very easy and no risk of a perforated colon. Whoever said it is unreliable needs to share statistics to back it up.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13193 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:06 pm to
I've done it. It's easy peasy.

You don't take colon blow.
You don't even have to leave the house. Ups will drop it off and pick it up.

The only bad part if you have a positive result, you need to do the camera up the arse test.

You can go to their web site and it will tell you all about it.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3154 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:21 pm to
I pooped in a turtle pool. Then Francisco ran away :(
This post was edited on 5/3/20 at 12:21 pm
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18963 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Anyone done one of those poop-in-a-box

Yes
quote:

colon screenings?

Not familiar
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