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Anyone checked on Keith Richards?
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:48 pm
I’m assuming he just chuckles at this little virus
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Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:50 pm to genuineLSUtiger
I'll stop by his house later
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:55 pm to genuineLSUtiger
The cocaine in his system will fight off whatever puny corona comes for him.
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:56 pm to beerJeep
Hell, the Spanish flu didn't take him out, the 'rona sure won't.
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:59 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Dude will laugh when he tells this tale to his great great great great great great grandchildren! 
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:00 pm to genuineLSUtiger
In the end it will be him, Betty White, and a few cockroaches left.
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:02 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:03 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:18 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Mother fricker is the male version of Betty White. Those two are gonna live to like 120 years old.
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:18 pm to genuineLSUtiger
I’m convinced Keith Richards and Betty White are the last two highlanders on earth.
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:25 pm to genuineLSUtiger
He is getting high on the virus as we speak.
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:25 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Who is Keith Richards? Googleing
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:37 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Keith Richards, the last man on the planet.
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:39 pm to genuineLSUtiger
He’s immune to literally everything
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:42 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Talked to him yesterday.
Wanted to come over
Told him no, JBE says to. . . . .
Wanted to come over
Told him no, JBE says to. . . . .
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:44 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Yeah, he says for just $30k/day worth of cocaine you’ll be immune to the corona.
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:45 pm to genuineLSUtiger
I would keep my head buried between Patti Hansen’s legs till all was clear.
This post was edited on 3/29/20 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:52 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Keith Richards will be fine.
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This post was edited on 3/29/20 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 3/29/20 at 6:03 pm to genuineLSUtiger
He’s good
Posted on 3/29/20 at 6:14 pm to genuineLSUtiger
They asked him for some blood to develop vaccines using his antibodies but he ran out of liquid blood years ago from providing anesthesia for all the surgeries going on. His powdered blood will OD even the most hardened meth, heroin, fentanyl, and coke addicts instantly.
Reportedly, the Phillipine Government has asked for some of his powdered blood to extinguish their latest volcanic eruption.
Reportedly, the Phillipine Government has asked for some of his powdered blood to extinguish their latest volcanic eruption.
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