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Anyone checked on Keith Richards?

Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:48 pm
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72867 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:48 pm
I’m assuming he just chuckles at this little virus
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:50 pm to
I'll stop by his house later
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34936 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:55 pm to
The cocaine in his system will fight off whatever puny corona comes for him.
Posted by Miner
Birmingport
Member since Nov 2017
959 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:56 pm to
Hell, the Spanish flu didn't take him out, the 'rona sure won't.
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16523 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 4:59 pm to
Dude will laugh when he tells this tale to his great great great great great great grandchildren!
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64383 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:00 pm to
In the end it will be him, Betty White, and a few cockroaches left.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13153 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11509 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28920 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:18 pm to
Mother fricker is the male version of Betty White. Those two are gonna live to like 120 years old.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64023 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:18 pm to
I’m convinced Keith Richards and Betty White are the last two highlanders on earth.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:25 pm to
He is getting high on the virus as we speak.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:25 pm to
Who is Keith Richards? Googleing
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24254 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:37 pm to
Keith Richards, the last man on the planet.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43061 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:39 pm to
He’s immune to literally everything
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:42 pm to
Talked to him yesterday.
Wanted to come over
Told him no, JBE says to. . . . .
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3012 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:44 pm to
Yeah, he says for just $30k/day worth of cocaine you’ll be immune to the corona.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8328 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:45 pm to
I would keep my head buried between Patti Hansen’s legs till all was clear.
This post was edited on 3/29/20 at 5:47 pm
Posted by meangene323
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
805 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 5:52 pm to
Keith Richards will be fine.
This post was edited on 3/29/20 at 6:05 pm
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33055 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 6:03 pm to
He’s good

Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 3/29/20 at 6:14 pm to
They asked him for some blood to develop vaccines using his antibodies but he ran out of liquid blood years ago from providing anesthesia for all the surgeries going on. His powdered blood will OD even the most hardened meth, heroin, fentanyl, and coke addicts instantly.

Reportedly, the Phillipine Government has asked for some of his powdered blood to extinguish their latest volcanic eruption.
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