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Anybody planning on lowering the deck on your neighbors this weekend ?
Posted on 10/19/17 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 10/19/17 at 5:59 pm
For example:
The neighbor’s lawn service shows up on Thursday evening around 4 or 5 to cut the grass and clean the gardens etc.
A day goes by. Saturday morning at 7 AM rolls around and you fire up the old Briggs & Stratton and set the deck so it’s about a half an inch shorter than the height of the neighbor’s grass. You do your lawn, and for the next 7 to 10 days your grass is shorter than theirs and your lawn stands out.
Aka, the deck has been lowered.
A week of shame and humility for your neighbor.
Boom
The neighbor’s lawn service shows up on Thursday evening around 4 or 5 to cut the grass and clean the gardens etc.
A day goes by. Saturday morning at 7 AM rolls around and you fire up the old Briggs & Stratton and set the deck so it’s about a half an inch shorter than the height of the neighbor’s grass. You do your lawn, and for the next 7 to 10 days your grass is shorter than theirs and your lawn stands out.
Aka, the deck has been lowered.
A week of shame and humility for your neighbor.
Boom
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:00 pm to BRgetthenet
Plan on doing that right after I ace the house
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:00 pm to BRgetthenet
I can't imagine a world where I cut my own grass.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:01 pm to BRgetthenet
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:03 pm to Kafka
I’m going to lower my deck into my old lady amirite
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:04 pm to BRgetthenet
The entire neighborhood gets cut by the same service on the same day to prevent this trashy shite.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:04 pm to BRgetthenet
Well, that'll show 'em. 
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:05 pm to BRgetthenet
No, but I'll be getting an upper decker double blumpkin from your old lady this weekend. Go ahead an urban dictionary that shite.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:08 pm to BRgetthenet
I usually just bang his wife, but if mowing your yard is what gets you off then go for it.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:09 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Saturday morning at 7 AM rolls around and you fire up the old Briggs & Stratton
That's a good way to get yourself shot.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:12 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
I can't imagine a world where I cut my own grass.
Man card revoked long, long ago on a board far, far away.
Good effort, though.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:13 pm to BRgetthenet
My balcony overlooks my neighbors yard so I dump my pissjugs into the same spot every day
It's been months and he can't figure out why that spot is dead. He's tried everything
It's been months and he can't figure out why that spot is dead. He's tried everything
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:27 pm to BRgetthenet
I can’t do it.
If I go any shorter the stimp will be rolling at like a 10.5-11, and that’s way too fast for my putting.
If I go any shorter the stimp will be rolling at like a 10.5-11, and that’s way too fast for my putting.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:48 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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10.5-11, and that’s way too fast for my putting.
Good putters don’t even mess with anything under 12.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:53 pm to BRgetthenet
Sounds like a dick measuring contest in a subdivided neighborhood
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:56 pm to BRgetthenet
You cut your own grass?
Is that a thing still?
Is that a thing still?
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:56 pm to BRgetthenet
Yeah but long ball hitters don’t even mess with putting.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:56 pm to BRgetthenet
I mowed mine 3 times and it's still too short.
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:57 pm to Centinel
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You cut your own grass?
Yep
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:57 pm to BRgetthenet
Mow it taller.
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