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Anybody here been in real jail?

Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:42 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14320 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:42 pm
Not talking about an overnighter, I mean booked and served real time?

Experiences?

I have two relatives that did stints. Both said all the movies and TV are bs. If you stick to yourself, don’t get mixed in with drama, it’s just serving time. The concept of humans locked up like dogs animals in a shelter is fascinating to me. Been reading some books but wanting the real stories.

Also trash TV like Love after Lockup makes it look overly glorified.
This post was edited on 8/12/23 at 5:44 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14432 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:44 pm to
So prison?
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:44 pm to
Yep, been married twice.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:45 pm to
Just a holding cell in Terrebonne Parish

That was bad enough, don’t want to go to real jail

I had a cousin in federal penitentiary- actually two.
This post was edited on 8/12/23 at 5:47 pm
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:46 pm to
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Love after Lockup makes it look overly glorified.


In the same way 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom make motherhood look overly glorified, sure.
Posted by iwantacooler
Member since Aug 2017
2492 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:47 pm to
You talking federal pound-me-in-the-arse prison?
Posted by SalE
At the beach
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:49 pm to
Atlanta
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14395 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:49 pm to
I did a dime for some real bad shite.

You know that movie Snow Falling on Cedars? I got locked up for 10 years for illegally recording it in a cinema. Was grabbed as soon as I walked out..
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57826 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:49 pm to
I done stood tall in Angola and DCI for
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:53 pm to
One semi-prominent poster posts daily from his cell.

But I will not out him Mr FBI man.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
8297 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:54 pm to
Sounds like they got them guts turned inside out and don’t want to talk about it
Posted by DRock88
Member since Aug 2015
10014 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:54 pm to
I haven't but I know a few guys very well that did hard time. They do describe it similarly to what's depicted in movies and TV. You have to get to know the big dogs to make sure you're taken care of and can get into good barter situations. I've never really heard them say it's survival of the fittest, though, as far as just getting raped or beaten up. The jail treats them like crap from a health and safety standpoint, regardless of who they are and what they've done. One of the guys literally had multiple infections go untreated and came out of jail needing serious medical attention (surgery, dialysis, etc).
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

You know that movie Snow Falling on Cedars? I got locked up for 10 years for illegally recording it in a cinema. Was grabbed as soon as I walked out..




You really fricked your mom over stealing money from her purse too
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 8/12/23 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Just a holding cell in Terrebonne Parish


Shoplifting from Ulta?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22748 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 6:03 pm to
One of my best friends went to Angola but started out in Terrebonne Parish Jail.


He said it's about 80% black and 15% white and 5% other. The bad part is the 90% of the white want to be black. He said he kept to himself and would punch whoever tried to mess with straight in the nose no questions asked and most people didn't mess with him. He's a shrimper from Montegut, so he was pretty tough to begin with.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
6981 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

You know that movie Snow Falling on Cedars? I got locked up for 10 years for illegally recording it in a cinema. Was grabbed as soon as I walked out..

Is this reference to something
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
8297 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

have to get to know the big dogs to make sure you're taken care of and can get into good barter situations


So basically knowing who’s arse to kiss and and who’s dick to suck literally
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
8297 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

Just a holding cell in Terrebonne Parish


You liked being cuffed didn’t you
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