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Anybody ever took a dump at their kid’s school?
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:39 pm
I picked up my son from school and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I went to use the main bathroom and they had two women in there cleaning. I asked my son where is another bathroom at and he said there is one on the other side. I power walked all the way to the boys bathroom and had a group of kids in there. I destroyed that toilet and all the kids were laughing their arse off the same way I laughed my arse off watching the diarrhea scene in dumb and dumber. My son is a little embarrassed now lol.
I remember when I was little my dad used to deliver packages to bishop Sullivan at the time and he had a emergency bathroom situation. He said he went in the boys bathroom and none of the stalls had doors. As he demolished the toilet a couple of kids came in pointing and laughing at him yelling out the bathroom that the ups man is taking a dump. My dad is the type that he doesn’t care as long as he doesn’t shite in his pants.
I remember when I was little my dad used to deliver packages to bishop Sullivan at the time and he had a emergency bathroom situation. He said he went in the boys bathroom and none of the stalls had doors. As he demolished the toilet a couple of kids came in pointing and laughing at him yelling out the bathroom that the ups man is taking a dump. My dad is the type that he doesn’t care as long as he doesn’t shite in his pants.
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:40 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Bathrooms only or we talking hallways too?
What kind of queer shite were yall doing to get your doors taken away?
Nevermind.
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he went in the boys bathroom and none of the stalls had doors
What kind of queer shite were yall doing to get your doors taken away?
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bishop Sullivan
Nevermind.
This post was edited on 8/30/18 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:40 pm to Byrdybyrd05
congrats on making kids laugh with your own grown man shite. 
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:43 pm to cajuntiger1010
I don’t get it? So the little munchkins don’t have to crap in there on occasion? I know the bathrooms at my kids school is disgusting!
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:45 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Yes.
30 yrs ago when I went to school there.
30 yrs ago when I went to school there.
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:45 pm to fightin tigers
No I never went to bishop Sullivan my dad delivered packages to that school on his route.
This post was edited on 8/30/18 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:45 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Enjoy being a sex offender now.
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:46 pm to cajuntiger1010
Not my kids school but on 4th of July weekend and a very crowded Bass Pro Shop I broke the line in the bathroom in a full sweat as let go with a reckless abandon that I don’t experience often.
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:53 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I’m about to take a dump at my kids daycare.
Posted on 8/30/18 at 5:20 pm to Byrdybyrd05
As a kid, I don't ever remember even seeing anyone take a dump at school...young or old.
I would imagine a grown man taking a massive dump and all of the noises and smells that accompany that was pretty damn amusing to the students there!
I would imagine a grown man taking a massive dump and all of the noises and smells that accompany that was pretty damn amusing to the students there!
Posted on 8/30/18 at 5:33 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I require time to dump. I can’t be in and out in 5 minutes. This is why I appreciate the hell out of a Bucees.
That said, I remember one occasion when me and a friend were going to Starkville for LSU- State in 2009. The game was a 11AM kickoff and we stayed in Meridian the night before. I am not a morning person, so all of the wholesome food I devoured the night before at Chili’s was ready to come out.
With my cheeks clenched tightly, we began to speed along the back roads and found some shitty gas station. It had a single toilet in the bathroom, which meant I had to lock the door. I heard a knock on the door, which only made my shite get a bit more nerve racking. One knock became two, two became three. It was evident the people outside were getting restless. Seeing as how this wasn’t a clean pinch type of shite, I had to wipe...a lot.
By the time I was done, the smell was indescribable. There were streaks and splatters aplenty. I opened the door, proudly displaying my purple and gold. Staring back at me were the eyes of a grown man and his small son, wearing the Moo State gear. He smugly looked back at me. Behind him were still more State fans. I genuinely felt bad.
That said, I remember one occasion when me and a friend were going to Starkville for LSU- State in 2009. The game was a 11AM kickoff and we stayed in Meridian the night before. I am not a morning person, so all of the wholesome food I devoured the night before at Chili’s was ready to come out.
With my cheeks clenched tightly, we began to speed along the back roads and found some shitty gas station. It had a single toilet in the bathroom, which meant I had to lock the door. I heard a knock on the door, which only made my shite get a bit more nerve racking. One knock became two, two became three. It was evident the people outside were getting restless. Seeing as how this wasn’t a clean pinch type of shite, I had to wipe...a lot.
By the time I was done, the smell was indescribable. There were streaks and splatters aplenty. I opened the door, proudly displaying my purple and gold. Staring back at me were the eyes of a grown man and his small son, wearing the Moo State gear. He smugly looked back at me. Behind him were still more State fans. I genuinely felt bad.
Posted on 8/30/18 at 5:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
My kids school has adults only restrooms for teachers and visitors. 3 that I know of off the top of my head.
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