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re: Anybody ever hook up with a massage therapist?
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:38 am to ctiger69
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:38 am to ctiger69
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I use to get a massage from a cute 22 year old Hawaiian gal. I swear she wanted me. My friends told me I was full of crap. She used to always start the massage by massaging the top of my butt and I felt like she was going down a little low. Also, when she did my anterior shoulders should would deep breath and I could feel her breath on my face. Another time she was doing my forearms. She would have me extend my arm and flex my wrist up and down. Every time I would flex down my hand hit her breast. She said don't worry about it, I have a good pressure spot on your FA. My friends would laugh and they said I'm reading to much into it. My suspicious thoughts turned out to be true. She got my phone number from her work computer and started calling me late at night wanting to hook up.
I feel like that wall of text should have started out with "Dear Penthouse, I never thought it could happen to me..."
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Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:38 am to ctiger69
OP truth rating - 2.5%
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:40 am to ctiger69
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I swear she wanted me.
No.
quote:
She got my phone number from her work computer and started calling me late at night wanting to hook up.
No. She did not.
quote:
So I did not close the deal but I'm 99% certain I could have.
Again. False.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:41 am to ctiger69
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I use to get a massage from a cute 22 year old Hawaiian gal. I swear she wanted me. My friends told me I was full of crap. She used to always start the massage by massaging the top of my butt and I felt like she was going down a little low. Also, when she did my anterior shoulders should would deep breath and I could feel her breath on my face. Another time she was doing my forearms. She would have me extend my arm and flex my wrist up and down. Every time I would flex down my hand hit her breast. She said don't worry about it, I have a good pressure spot on your FA. My friends would laugh and they said I'm reading to much into it. My suspicious thoughts turned out to be true. She got my phone number from her work computer and started calling me late at night wanting to hook up. I had a serious girlfriend at the time so I shot her down but I was flattered. I started using a different lady after that. So I did not close the deal but I'm 99% certain I could have.
Anybody here hook up with their massage lady or thought she wanted to?
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:42 am to LateArrivalforLSU
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:44 am to LSUGrad9295
So much jealous beta going on in here.
We need some more alpha people to tell their own stories.
We need some more alpha people to tell their own stories.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:58 am to ctiger69
I banged a massage therapist but she was on back pages so that isn't a stretch really. Paid for the massage, asked if she would tug it a little bit, she did, told her it wasn't going to happen unless I could play with her pussy, so she let me, then ended up hitting it. After that she came over and gave me a massage and we screwed again a couple times and once or twice she just came over to drink and screw. Started dating a chick so I stopped and lost touch. Csb
Posted on 7/10/15 at 10:37 am to ctiger69
One of my good buddies dated one for a year.
According to him...Awesome mind altering blowjob and fricked him so well he went nuts after they broke up...
She was bat shite crazy
According to him...Awesome mind altering blowjob and fricked him so well he went nuts after they broke up...
She was bat shite crazy
Posted on 7/10/15 at 10:46 am to ctiger69
Pretty much exact same thing happened to me. It was that spa that used to be next to Jason's Deli on corporate. Probably 10 years ago now. She almost made sex moans in my ear as she rubbed my head. Paid for 90 minutes and she gave me an extra 20 which is unheard of. At the end she gives me her card and says to call her for a private appointment and she could come to me next time. I had a girlfriend so I didn't but I always regretted it. I gave her a recommendation to a friend and he said he didn't get anything like what I experienced.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 10:51 am to Clark W Griswold
You guys are funny.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 10:54 am to ctiger69
quote:
I swear she wanted me
Posted on 7/10/15 at 10:59 am to Tortious
quote:Same thing happened to me. I went to this therapist that I could tell was down. About the second time I went I felt a light kiss on my arse. So I turned around laughed and then ended up getting a tug out of it. We exchanged numbers and banged a few times. I ended up dating someone so I called it off but man, Tom was a great frick.
I banged a massage therapist but she was on back pages so that isn't a stretch really. Paid for the massage, asked if she would tug it a little bit, she did, told her it wasn't going to happen unless I could play with her pussy, so she let me, then ended up hitting it. After that she came over and gave me a massage and we screwed again a couple times and once or twice she just came over to drink and screw. Started dating a chick so I stopped and lost touch. Csb
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:03 am to ctiger69
I got a happy ending from a beautiful Ethiopian girl once.
As a bonus I think this means I can't be a racist.
As a bonus I think this means I can't be a racist.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:09 am to ctiger69
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We need some more alpha people to tell their own stories.
you didn't seal the deal with a Hawaiian massage therapist begging for your cock supposedly with hot oils and shite rubbing your arse and arms. Any beta much less an alpha would have had sex right there on the fricking table and you come here bragging and calling yourself a fricking alpha.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:12 am to ctiger69
One of the worst bs stories in the history of the OT
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:15 am to jmcs68
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You guys are funny.
need some massage therapy?
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:17 am to OysterPoBoy
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I got a happy ending from a beautiful Ethiopian girl once.
Joke: "What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen big toe"?
A 3 wood
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:19 am to Count Chocula
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What do you call an Ethiopian girl with a
sesame seed on their head that currently has a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder w/cheese! :rimshot:
This post was edited on 7/10/15 at 11:26 am
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:24 am to 777Tiger
What about u baw? Ever boinked a stewardess?
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